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So a drunk fella runs into a cop

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July 12, 2017, 10:06 PM
Gustofer
So a drunk fella runs into a cop
...and says, "I think someone stole my car."

Cop says, "Alright, where was it?"

Drunk says, "Right at the end of my key."

Cop says, "Well, why don't you head downtown to the station and they'll help you fill out a report. But you might want to zip up your fly first."

The drunk looks down and says, "Damn...they got my girl too."


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July 12, 2017, 10:15 PM
preten2b
I laughed! Thanks!!


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis