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The Riddle of Coffee
April 04, 2017, 12:02 PM
FenrisThe Riddle of Coffee
A cup of water has a mass just over 226 grams. But a cup of coffee has a mass approximately 25% less. So where did the extra mass go?
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. April 04, 2017, 12:06 PM
stoic-oneIs that a cup of cold water?
April 04, 2017, 12:07 PM
FenderBendercoffee is less dense.
April 04, 2017, 12:09 PM
RichardCquote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
A cup of water has a mass just over 226 grams. But a cup of coffee has a mass approximately 25% less. So where did the extra mass go?
Through your kidneys so fast, its a miracle they had time to even change the color.
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April 04, 2017, 12:09 PM
stoic-onequote:
Originally posted by FenderBender:
coffee is less dense.
Coffee is hot, generally speaking...
April 04, 2017, 12:15 PM
PASigEasy.
The ground coffee soaked that 25% up.
April 04, 2017, 12:45 PM
zoom6zoomCaffeine makes the molecules move faster.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. April 04, 2017, 12:50 PM
M-11A cup of water is 8 oz. Generally, a 'cup' of coffee is about 6 oz. QED.

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sigmonkeySacrifice to the Coffee Gods.
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signewtquote:
. So where did the extra mass go?
With the certainty of extensive testing over decades, I can certify it goes directly to my bladder. Rapidly. As in....before it can be weighed or volume measured.
A further complexity, is a corollary question:
What is it that makes a given volume of water, expand by 25% when converted into a cup of coffee?
April 04, 2017, 02:14 PM
oldRogerquote:
A cup of water is 8 oz. Generally, a 'cup' of coffee is about 6 oz. QED.
^^^^^^^^^
Except to say that actual "cups" as measured by the various coffee maker manufacturers vary a lot.
A friend of mine and his father were watching me measure out cold water for the coffee maker, evidently they had been pondering this subject for some time. Their question to me was: "As an Engineer can you explain what happens to the water, does it boil off?"
The top of their 10 cup maker was marked off in "cups" which they filled but the resultant brew only filled about four of their mugs. They were putting in ten coffee maker "cups" and trying to fill four 12 oz mugs and hoped to have refills.
Actually the cold water side of their maker only held about 50 oz, and some 4 oz ended up in wet grounds.
April 04, 2017, 04:05 PM
OcCurtWhen you die you will go before Crom and he will ask you; what is the riddle of coffee? If you don't know he will cast you out of Valhalla and laugh at you.
That is Crom. Strong on his mountain!
April 04, 2017, 04:25 PM
OneWheelDriveIn our office, it was spilled and left on the counter.
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April 04, 2017, 04:36 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by stoic-one:
quote:
Originally posted by FenderBender:
coffee is less dense.
Coffee is hot, generally speaking...
So shouldn't all those extra calories make the coffee gain weight? They certainly make me put on the pounds.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. April 04, 2017, 04:38 PM
OKCGeneIIRC an American cup of coffee is considered to be 6 ounces and the European cup 4 ounces.
April 04, 2017, 09:35 PM
DSgrousequote:
Originally posted by OcCurt:
When you die you will go before Crom and he will ask you; what is the riddle of coffee? If you don't know he will cast you out of Valhalla and laugh at you.
That is Crom. Strong on his mountain!
I saw the thread title and was going to post a crom joke.
April 04, 2017, 09:46 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
IIRC an American cup of coffee is considered to be 6 ounces and the European cup 4 ounces.
Europeans are sissies and can't handle a manly, 'merican 6 ounce coffee, much less a coffee Big Gulp.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. April 04, 2017, 10:00 PM
mkuefferIt's physics, the new dark matter in the coffee has no gravitational effect, therefore counters the water gravitational effect. And that is how it weighs less.
A few Sigs and some others April 04, 2017, 10:04 PM
LBAR15What's all this 6oz shit? Coffee is 12oz minimum but preferably 16oz.

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April 04, 2017, 10:27 PM
tanksoldierquote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
So where did the extra mass go?
Cold water molecules are closer together.
Hot water molecules are more energetic and farther apart.
Measured equally there is less water in a cup of hot water than a cup of cold water.
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