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| Smarter than the average bear |
The whole family is upset, but no one is taking it harder than my grandmother. | ||
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| Happiness is Vectored Thrust  |
 Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Your grandpa lives long time. Q | |||
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The neighbors starte complaining about the cars parking all down the street at grandmother's weekly Mary Kay parties. ____________________ | |||
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I knew an old widower that used it just so he didn't roll out of bed. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Another old guy took just half of a tablet so he wouldn't pee on his feet. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
He needs the Generic, Mycoxafloppin. . | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
That’s a big deal. | |||
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| Member |
Be careful with that stuff. Friend of ours took one with no water, got stuck in the back of his throat. His neck was stiff for four days..... | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
Gives me something to hold onto when the dentist is doing things that hurt. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
Are you that hard up to get a laugh out of us? "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
I actually knew a guy that overdosed on Viagra and died. They had to have an open casket funeral. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
This'll be a hard topic to handle. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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delicately calloused |
Viagra abuse comes with a stiff fine. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
I have no sympathy for those who bone themselves. | |||
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Still finding my way |
At least he has a place to hang his towel after a shower. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Your dentist takes Viagra before your appointments? Hope you get a discount. | |||
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Member |
"You may feel a little prick in your mouth" | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
This thread has gotten really hard to get through. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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