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Exiting News About Protons
February 12, 2026, 11:32 AM
trapper189Exiting News About Protons
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Originally posted by myrottiety:
Well that's pretty Positive news there.
Way to put a spin on it.
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Exiting News About Protons
Where have all the protons gone? Long time passing.
February 12, 2026, 11:37 AM
sigfreundquote:
Originally posted by myrottiety:
Well that's pretty Positive news there.
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Originally posted by trapper189:
Way to put a spin on it.[/QUOTE]
That too.

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DrDanquote:
Originally posted by Fly-Sig:
I harbor no negative feelings about this change. It isn't repulsive to correct errors, and in fact is positively an attractive quality.
I’m neutral on this subject.
This space intentionally left blank. February 12, 2026, 12:09 PM
architectDamn! Now I have to recalibrate all my rulers!
Does one quark more or less really matter?
February 12, 2026, 12:32 PM
D_SteveSome say pi r square. Where I come from pi r round !
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February 12, 2026, 01:15 PM
Pipe Smoker^^^^^
Yeah. Cornbread are square.
Serious about crackers. February 12, 2026, 01:19 PM
ArtieSquote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Is that English femtometers or French femtometers?
The question really is, are they pre-menopausal or post-menopausal femtometers. Coupled with quantum uncertainty, this is an important issue with potentially material results for the physical environment.
Discuss.
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February 12, 2026, 01:27 PM
sigmonkeyAnd yet, still, no one is happy doin' the Proton dance.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד February 12, 2026, 01:28 PM
CPD SIGquote:
Originally posted by 12131:
0.88 - 0.84 is within specs. The universe will be fine.
I don’t know about everything being “fine”.
The whole universe just shifted .04 fetometers! Chaos is gonna ensue! Some real “end of the world” type stuff! Dogs and cats living together…
On the other hand, this may explain why Im shooting just a little to the left.
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February 12, 2026, 01:39 PM
Georgeairquote:
Originally posted by CPD SIG:
The whole universe just shifted .04 fetometers! Chaos is gonna ensue! Some real “end of the world” type stuff! .
Wait - there is only ONE proton in the entire universe?!!?
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
February 12, 2026, 01:44 PM
honestlouSo not only has Elvis left the building, but now the protons have exited too?
February 12, 2026, 01:55 PM
preten2bquote:
Originally posted by 12131:
0.88 - 0.84 is within specs. The universe will be fine.
That is the tightest SAAMI specification since the 7prc.
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February 12, 2026, 01:57 PM
ScooterXSmaller protons,,,, that’s a lot more room in the world.
I do look a little thinner today.
Never get tired of the winning.
February 12, 2026, 03:33 PM
DzozerAww, c'mon - Measure twice, cut once...
'veritas non verba magistri' February 13, 2026, 02:54 PM
CPD SIGquote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
quote:
Originally posted by CPD SIG:
The whole universe just shifted .04 fetometers! Chaos is gonna ensue! Some real “end of the world” type stuff! .
Wait - there is only ONE proton in the entire universe?!!?
No, not just one proton.
But THAT proton is .04 fetometers off. Until we check ALL OF THEM, I’m going with the rest are in spec.

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February 13, 2026, 03:01 PM
chellim1quote:
Exiting News About Protons
Good thing. Another .04 fetometers and they might not fit through the Exit.
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-rduckwor February 13, 2026, 03:10 PM
trapper189Thankfully, it’s not a total protonic reversal.
February 13, 2026, 04:08 PM
Patrick-SP2022quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
And yet, still, no one is happy doin' the Proton dance.
I’ll see your Proton dance and raise you one Neutron dance.
February 13, 2026, 06:09 PM
markandWill we have to reset our clocks?
February 13, 2026, 06:16 PM
roarindanso that's why my pants are too small !!
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