March 05, 2021, 12:24 PM
Johnny 3eaglesFriday Funny
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver-haired says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh....."Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box"
March 05, 2021, 01:56 PM
MuddflapThat was pretty damn good.
March 05, 2021, 03:01 PM
nhtagmemberGood one
Didn’t see that one coming
March 05, 2021, 05:24 PM
drill sgtNow that was a stinker but still funny. ...................................... drill sgt.
March 05, 2021, 05:51 PM
Rey HRHI'm not trying to be a debbie downer.
When I got to the punchline, it was more of seeing what the possible future is for me. But when I get to that point, it probably won't matter anyway for me. So carry on.