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I broke the rules today
June 12, 2019, 10:29 PM
Jim ShugartI broke the rules today
quote:
OK, I apologize to anyone I may have offended!
That sounded pretty feeble and insincere. You need to work on your apology skills, Dick. You can start
here.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
June 12, 2019, 10:44 PM
parabellumOK, rburg, let's try that apology again, and this time, you shoud employ the
Stanislavski methodSeek out your motivation within the web persona you've developed and let the apology issue itself. Organically. Or chemically, whatever works for you. Perhaps hydroponically.
OK, ready? I'll give you your queue:
rburg, apologize to stiab.
June 12, 2019, 11:56 PM
TMatsJimmy Crack Corn...
Hope the attention you sought was fulfilling
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June 13, 2019, 05:55 AM
WoodmanMach3 was my favorite blade for daily shaven neck until I went over to Harry's. Yes, a blade a month easy, skipping the cheeks until the Lord's day.
June 13, 2019, 07:39 AM
Doc H.quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
OK, I apologize to anyone I may have offended!
That sounded pretty feeble and insincere. You need to work on your apology skills, Dick. You can start
here.
Bacon is always an acceptable offering of contrition...
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" June 13, 2019, 07:43 AM
FredwardYou do realize, of course, you now have to shave your legs?
June 13, 2019, 07:50 AM
OzarkwoodsSpeechless
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June 13, 2019, 09:20 AM
PDquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
OK, rburg, let's try that apology again, and this time, you should employ the Stanislavski method
Hey, we have a Boston Celtics/Johnny Most reference.
Sorry. Never mind. Wrong thread
June 13, 2019, 01:00 PM
pbslingerquote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
Aren’t those the ones with the blades coated in a thin layer of semen?
For that extra gay feel.
Your favorite?
June 13, 2019, 01:09 PM
matthew03Come on, those multi blade razors are a gimmick, they don't cut as well as the safety razors, which are also far cheaper for better quality.
June 13, 2019, 03:02 PM
Rey HRHquote:
Originally posted by BigNC:
How the what do you get 10 blades to last a year!?!?!?!
Mine last past a month.
My whiskers are peach fuzz.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
June 13, 2019, 05:19 PM
rburgOK, here goes again!
I'm sorry. It never occurred to me that gun guys here would be so sensitive that me buying razor blades might offend their poor widdle feelings. I just figured all gun guys have a solid sense of their masculinity and really don't give a shit what others of us do or who we buy our stuff from. That me buying from an unapproved source or manufacturer might make them scared or run for cover really never entered my mind.
So in the future, I'll try to be a bit more woke to their feelings which I admit in the past I just didn't give a shit about. Or maybe not.
Unhappy ammo seeker
June 13, 2019, 05:27 PM
arcwelderJiminy Cricket I hate the term "woke." We're probably stuck with it, but it makes me want to choke the person who is being so "woke" every time I hear it.
Arc.
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June 13, 2019, 05:44 PM
Orgussquote:
Originally posted by rburg:
OK, here goes again!
I'm sorry. It never occurred to me that gun guys here would be so sensitive that me buying razor blades might offend their poor widdle feelings. I just figured all gun guys have a solid sense of their masculinity and really don't give a shit what others of us do or who we buy our stuff from. That me buying from an unapproved source or manufacturer might make them scared or run for cover really never entered my mind.
So in the future, I'll try to be a bit more woke to their feelings which I admit in the past I just didn't give a shit about. Or maybe not.
That seems like sincere sarcasm. I'm thinking maybe rburg doesn't understand that we're all joking around and couldn't really give a shit what he does.
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badcopnodonut!!quote:
Originally posted by smschulz:
quote:
I broke the rules today
You know you have the right to remain silent.
Just not the ability.
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June 13, 2019, 05:52 PM
bald1Well at least he wasn't trying this.
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June 13, 2019, 06:44 PM
parabellumI know rburg from way back and he don't mean a damn thing by any of this. It's all done in curmudgeonly fun.
Dick, tell 'em that you don't mean a damn thing by any of this and it's all done in curmudgeonly fun.
June 13, 2019, 07:55 PM
stiabquote:
Originally posted by rburg:
I'm sorry. It never occurred to me...bla, bla, bla...
You have it all wrong, nobody gives a damn what you do. Your offense was having a non-descript title that wasted our time by opening a useless thread.
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June 13, 2019, 08:22 PM
parabellum{
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Is this thing on?
Can you hear me in the back?
June 13, 2019, 08:54 PM
P220 Smudgequote:
Originally posted by rburg:
OK, here goes again!
I'm sorry. It never occurred to me that gun guys here would be so sensitive that me buying razor blades might offend their poor widdle feelings. I just figured all gun guys have a solid sense of their masculinity and really don't give a shit what others of us do or who we buy our stuff from. That me buying from an unapproved source or manufacturer might make them scared or run for cover really never entered my mind.
So in the future, I'll try to be a bit more woke to their feelings which I admit in the past I just didn't give a shit about. Or maybe not.
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