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Woman pulls gator from yoga pants during traffic stop, authorities say
August 16, 2019, 01:49 PM
ZSMICHAELWoman pulls gator from yoga pants during traffic stop, authorities say
Now it is Florida Woman.
PUNTA GORDA, Fla. — Officials say a Florida woman who pulled a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop and illegally possessed numerous other wild animals has been sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to four charges.
Florida prosecutors say a Charlotte County sheriff’s deputy stopped a pickup truck in May after it ran a stop sign. The driver, 22-year-old driver Michael Clemons, told the deputy he and his 25-year-old passenger, Ariel Machan-Le Quire, were collecting frogs and snakes under an overpass. He gave the deputy permission to search bags in the truck.
When the deputy found 41 3-stripe turtles in a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” backpack, he asked if Machan-Le Quire had anything else. She pulled the 1-foot (0.3-meter) gator from her pants.
Officials say the Clemons case is pending.
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https://wgntv.com/2019/08/16/w...top-authorities-say/August 16, 2019, 02:11 PM
Hound DogLooking at her mug shot, I'm guessing this isn't even the strangest thing she's ever done. Them's definitely 'crazy eyes.'
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August 16, 2019, 02:36 PM
Jim ShugartRemember the old joke?
"But what about the smell?"
"The gator got used to it."
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
August 16, 2019, 02:59 PM
darthfuster"Woman pulls gator from yoga pants...."
Is that what they're calling these days? Yikes. Not as inviting as a buck-toothed mammal...
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 16, 2019, 03:20 PM
az4783054Was it vibrating?
August 16, 2019, 03:26 PM
darthfusterWard, weren't you a little rough on the gator last night?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 16, 2019, 03:31 PM
Jim Shugart
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
August 16, 2019, 03:46 PM
erj_pilotIs that a gator in your pants or are you just happy to see me. Oh wait...
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LS1 GTObarking gator?
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August 16, 2019, 04:46 PM
redstoneI did the birthday thing:
"Florida man July 1"
Florida man clings to hood of a car traveling 70 MPH
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YooperSigsEven in Florida, having a snapper near your snapper should not be done!
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August 16, 2019, 05:29 PM
Loswsmithquote:
Huh. No mention of restitution for therapy for the poor turtles and alligator. Sad.
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August 16, 2019, 05:33 PM
az4783054reptile reparations?
August 16, 2019, 05:41 PM
NK402Clever of the boyfriend to convince the woman to put the gator in her pants rather than his,