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July 08, 2017, 04:27 PM
jehzsa
USDA-certified organic water
And gluten-free. https://asarasi.com/

"Asarasi, a brand of sparkling water, gets its H2O from maple trees — which means that they managed to get by that whole 'organic' definition on a technicality...The company bottles the water from maple trees. On the brand's website, they explain that after the sugar is removed from the maple sap, pure, 'tree-filtered' water is leftover — which is about 97 per cent of the sap in the first place. ..Previously, the USDA had never certified a brand of water as organic, because none met the guidelines.

For a product to be certified organic, it must be produced without 'excluded' methods like genetic engineering, made using only allowed substances, and overseen by a USDA National Organic Program-authorized certifying agent.

Importantly, though, it also must come from something living, the way apple juice comes from a once-living apple or beef comes from once-living cow. Water, naturally, never fit this description.

Asarasi is now the exception, and is currently available in most Northeastern states for $6.99 for a 12oz four-pack carton and $2.00 per 12oz bottle." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem...d-organic-WATER.html

Hoping to try it.


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July 08, 2017, 04:54 PM
ZSMICHAEL
This is better:


July 08, 2017, 05:02 PM
zoom6zoom
They make syrup by boiling off the water. So if they're capturing the steam and recondensing it, isn't it basically just distilled water? Which actually isn't really good for drinking water. And you can buy distilled for under a buck a gallon.

and the bS in their video about the water "vanishing"? Geez, are people too stupid to know it comes back as rain and waters the trees again?




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July 08, 2017, 05:10 PM
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July 08, 2017, 05:20 PM
mr kablammo
'the sugar is removed from maple sap'; whutt de heck?

As noted above, is that the long way of saying that this boiled then cooled water?


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July 08, 2017, 06:14 PM
Sig2340
It's caffeine-free, free trade, gluten free, Halal, heart-healthy, Kosher, low sodium, Parve, PBA-free, plantation grown, porpoise safe, sugar and sweetener free, and vegan.

I'm surprised there is enough room on the label for the word "water."





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July 08, 2017, 06:59 PM
wcb6092
It can still kill you if you inhale enough of it into your lungs,or drink enough of it in a short period of time.


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July 08, 2017, 07:13 PM
sjtill
Proof, if any were needed, that people who buy stuff because it's "certified organic" are idiots.


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July 08, 2017, 08:23 PM
Fenris
I only eat organic food. The inorganic stuff is too crunchy and gives me a tummy ache. Roll Eyes




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July 08, 2017, 10:45 PM
cparktd
Brilliant!

This is what I see happening here...
So you, or someone, is making and selling Maple Syrup...
Steam is waste, a by product. All you do is capture, condense and bottle it! Vola!
Almost no expense to create.



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July 08, 2017, 10:53 PM
sigmonkey
I prefer to filter my water through corn mash...




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July 08, 2017, 11:14 PM
zoom6zoom
It's full of that Dihydrogen Monoxide that they make chemtrails with.




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July 09, 2017, 12:11 AM
OKCGene
I'm waiting for someone to invent dehydrated water.

Regular water is just too darn heavy to tote around.
July 09, 2017, 12:17 AM
sigmonkey
Buy it here...




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July 09, 2017, 02:27 AM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
It's caffeine-free, free trade, gluten free, Halal, heart-healthy, Kosher, low sodium, Parve, PBA-free, plantation grown, porpoise safe, sugar and sweetener free, and vegan.

I'm surprised there is enough room on the label for the word "water."


I'm not touching that stiff, it's not dolphin safe. Roll Eyes



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July 09, 2017, 04:26 AM
dwright1951
Nope not for me I want the stuff that fish have sex in, gives it that special taste.
July 09, 2017, 06:21 AM
sourdough44
A relative has been talking about the benefits of 'alkaline' water. Of course she has about 10 times the health issues as the rest of us.

A quick google search shows benefits of alkaline water to be minimal at best, virtually none for the average person. Of course the cost is 4x regular bottled water.
July 09, 2017, 06:33 AM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by wcb6092:
It can still kill you if you inhale enough of it into your lungs,or drink enough of it in a short period of time.


Which makes it a pollutant or contaminant under Superfund.

42 USC 9601(33)states:

quote:
(33) The term “pollutant or contaminant” shall include, but not be limited to, any element, substance, compound, or mixture, including disease-causing agents, which after release into the environment and upon exposure, ingestion, inhalation, or assimilation into any organism, either directly from the environment or indirectly by ingestion through food chains, will or may reasonably be anticipated to cause death, disease, behavioral abnormalities, cancer, genetic mutation, physiological malfunctions (including malfunctions in reproduction) or physical deformations, in such organisms or their offspring; except that the term “pollutant or contaminant” shall not include petroleum, including crude oil or any fraction thereof which is not otherwise specifically listed or designated as a hazardous substance under subparagraphs (A) through (F) of paragraph (14) and shall not include natural gas, liquefied natural gas, or synthetic gas of pipeline quality (or mixtures of natural gas and such syn


Water is not excluded.





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July 09, 2017, 06:43 AM
ugeesta
Wow, good for them. Wish I was smart enough to take an incredible simple idea and market it to a bunch of suckers that would give their eye teeth for a 'feel good'concept.

This guy will soon be living in a Vanderbilt mansion while I'm looking for a spot to park my van down by the river.




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