Time for a chuckle.

A young comedian/ventriloquist is on tour performing throughout Europe. While in Norway he is performing at a small show in a fishing village. With one of his most popular dummies on his knee, he starts going through his usual routine. The show is going well until he starts telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde woman in the middle of the audience stands up on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde woman that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It is men like you that keep woman like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people and to continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general; all in the name of humor!”

The audience is silent. Embarrassed, the ventriloquist begins to apologize and the blonde interrupts him yelling, “You stay out of this. I’m yelling at that little shit on your lap.”

SPSHOOTER

Arg.....Hadn't heard that one before.

I chuckled, but only for a couple of minutes.

That's a good one, but I was expecting to see a Trump joke.

giggle snort

I liked it

and I'm blonde

I wonder if I dare tell that joke to my red headed Norwegian wife. Might be too close to home, and the red heads are dangerous!

You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be
President of the United States.

It was pretty simple.
The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one fair haired girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

quote:

Originally posted by bald1:
You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be
President of the United States.

It was pretty simple.
The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one fair haired girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Correct state, but wrong university. Clearly an IU student.

quote:

Originally posted by armored:
I wonder if I dare tell that joke to my red headed Norwegian wife. Might be too close to home, and the red heads are dangerous!

Just change Norway to Sweden and you'll be fine.

quote:

Originally posted by tatortodd:

quote:

Originally posted by bald1:
You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be
President of the United States.

It was pretty simple.
The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one fair haired girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Correct state, but wrong university. Clearly an IU student.

Hail Hail to ‘ol Purdue all hail to our old gold and black! IU fans still upset they couldn’t get into Purdue and had to settle for their lib arts degree in Bloomington. So sad.

As for the OP joke, I chuckled.

Older than dirt but I like it
******

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

So many good blonde jokes and that ain't one of them

tuff crowd

quote:

Originally posted by bald1:
You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be
President of the United States.

It was pretty simple.
The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one fair haired girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

OK that's funny.
Have not heard it before.
AND I'm 60.