"The Director level guys in the office building were treated as if they walked on water. There was one elevator that was reserved for Directors only, so of course, that was the one that I used."

Gonna be a pentbouse pauper.

I did the elevator count passengers trick yesterday. My appointment was on the 7th floor. Heading home, 2 nurses waiting for the elevator. 'Cuse me, how many times did you push the DOWN button? "Once", so I counted the 3 of us and pushed the button 2 more times, explaining the One Push for each passenger to bypass lower passenger number floors. "OH, I didn't know that" Yes ma'am, compliments of the You-nighted States Navy at your service.

I'm retired Army