With Black Friday upon us, the Hazzard Frought Tool ad.
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
November 23, 2017, 08:28 AM
hooch
WTF no 20% off coupon?
November 23, 2017, 08:38 AM
Excam_Man
I'd buy the cordless hammer, but I'll wait for the 20V DeWalt model.
November 23, 2017, 08:43 AM
JALLEN
How DARE they ridicule this noble institution?
Is nothing sacred?
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
November 23, 2017, 08:45 AM
ensigmatic
I wasn't going to ask for anything for Christmas, but, after seeing the Meglinating Variable Intensity Multifunction Power Tool, I must absolutely have it!
I cannot name the number of times I've had to electromute compressed velonoid laminate the hard way.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
November 23, 2017, 08:52 AM
Sig2340
I need the 6" whale gutting knife.
I may get one for AirSoftGuy too. He likes walrus.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Sig2340,
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 23, 2017, 08:52 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
I've got to have that 16" manual chainsaw with a hand crank...my old manual chainsaw is the push and pull back and forth type...that hand crank will cut hours off my limb trimming on my crepe myrtle
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
November 23, 2017, 10:32 AM
cincinnatijim
Is it to late to get delivery of the moron lamp by Christmas?
_________________________ "Louis was furious with the sharks. He thought they had an understanding: The men would stay out of the sharks' turf - the water - and the sharks would stay off theirs - the raft...If the sharks were going to try to eat him, he was going to try to eat them." From Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand
November 23, 2017, 10:39 AM
OKCGene
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk: I've got to have that 16" manual chainsaw with a hand crank...my old manual chainsaw is the push and pull back and forth type...that hand crank will cut hours off my limb trimming on my crepe myrtle
Buying A Chainsaw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day." So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself. So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords. The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer," the man says to himself. The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine." Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responds, "What's that noise?
November 23, 2017, 10:52 AM
JALLEN
This is the first time I’ve ever heard an Okie tell an Okie joke!
Even if it is an old Aggie joke.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
November 23, 2017, 10:56 AM
46and2
November 23, 2017, 11:00 AM
OKCGene
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN: This is the first time I’ve ever heard an Okie tell an Okie joke!
Even if it is an old Aggie joke.
Hey as a fellow ham, can you help? I've run out of low swr solder for my next build and can't find any for sale, do you have any you can instant karma to me?
November 23, 2017, 11:04 AM
Texas Bob C.
By the time you get to your turn at the cash register the sale will be over.
November 23, 2017, 04:00 PM
Muddflap
Don't waste you money on the Garden Hose / Extension Cord combo.
With all the battery operated stuff out now, the hydro electric tools and appliances are getting really hard to find.
November 23, 2017, 04:05 PM
arfmel
I used to work with the guy who modeled the Moron Lamp
November 23, 2017, 05:50 PM
Silent
Thanks for the post!
Silent
November 23, 2017, 09:46 PM
amals
One laugh after another. Very good!
November 23, 2017, 10:04 PM
Bytes
The wifey stopped looking after she saw the 'Useless Coupon' (immediately) . I can't stop laughing at this. Thanks for the post.
November 23, 2017, 10:16 PM
motoboy
Bono safety goggles !
LMAO !!!!
November 23, 2017, 10:25 PM
JALLEN
quote:
Originally posted by Muddflap: Don't waste you money on the Garden Hose / Extension Cord combo.
With all the battery operated stuff out now, the hydro electric tools and appliances are getting really hard to find.
It’s only right. Have you ever tried to get service on them? Parts hard to find, complicated, expensive, too.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
