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Brawny Paper Towels - Not gender specific now?

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June 08, 2019, 03:23 PM
Balzé Halzé
Brawny Paper Towels - Not gender specific now?
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:

Sonsabitches! I hate half-sheets. When I need a paper towel, I need a paper towel...not half a paper towel. If I want half, I'll tear it in half.



We only buy the Select size. 90% of the time I only need a half sheet. I find taking a full sheet every time to be a waste.

But that's why most brands offer both styles, because some people prefer one over the other and vice versa.


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June 08, 2019, 03:26 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
I find taking a full sheet every time to be a waste.

Hey, loggers need jobs too you know. Wink

Trillions of trees out there and..they grow back.


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June 08, 2019, 03:49 PM
Balzé Halzé
That's an excellent point!


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June 08, 2019, 03:52 PM
12131
I take out half sheet. Then divide it in half. Quarter sheet for me. Quarter for the wife. Big Grin


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June 08, 2019, 04:56 PM
.38supersig
I don't give a sheet.



June 08, 2019, 06:57 PM
parabellum
...or a flying backsplash.
June 08, 2019, 08:54 PM
trapper189
quote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
The Green Giant is a person of color, so he's safe!


He's also jolly which is a synonym for gay. Double safe.
June 08, 2019, 09:17 PM
parabellum
Plus, he's got a 16 foot penis, so there's always porn to fall back on if he loses his job as a...whatever he is.
June 08, 2019, 09:18 PM
Jim Shugart
Yeah. I always thought that dude was a little light in his loafers.



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June 09, 2019, 12:13 AM
KevinCW
There's the rub, they whine about it now, but had they first put a woman on the paper towel roll that would have been sexist.

These people are just searching for something to complain about, and the companies are just pandering to idiots.

Personally, I buy the Sams Club house brand because they are just as good of quality and less expensive, and I can buy them by the shitload. Same with TP. Store brands ain't got time for pandering nonsense.





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June 09, 2019, 12:46 AM
Skins2881
quote:
These people are just searching for something to complain about, and the companies are just pandering to idiots.



Yeah you just summed up the whole thread. Except the whole 1/2 sheet vs full sheet debate (I'm squarely in the full sheet camp).

Why do businesses do this? I'm 100% for women's rights, suffrage, equal pay for equal work, and all of that. I'd never, ever, ever treat or allow a woman to be treated any less than a man, insulting me, and my toxic masculinity will not induce me to buy paper products.



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June 09, 2019, 02:57 AM
HighZonie
When they put Chuck Norris on a box of tampons, they will have a lot of 'splaining to do.




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June 09, 2019, 03:10 AM
Andyb
Much woke. So wow



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