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Brawny Paper Towels - Not gender specific now?
June 08, 2019, 03:23 PM
Balzé HalzéBrawny Paper Towels - Not gender specific now?
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Sonsabitches! I hate half-sheets. When I need a paper towel, I need a paper towel...not half a paper towel. If I want half, I'll tear it in half.
We only buy the Select size. 90% of the time I only need a half sheet. I find taking a full sheet every time to be a waste.
But that's why most brands offer both styles, because some people prefer one over the other and vice versa.
~Alan
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June 08, 2019, 03:26 PM
Gustoferquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
I find taking a full sheet every time to be a waste.
Hey, loggers need jobs too you know.
Trillions of trees out there and..they grow back.
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June 08, 2019, 03:49 PM
Balzé HalzéThat's an excellent point!
~Alan
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God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
June 08, 2019, 03:52 PM
12131I take out half sheet. Then divide it in half. Quarter sheet for me. Quarter for the wife.

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June 08, 2019, 04:56 PM
.38supersigI don't give a sheet.
June 08, 2019, 06:57 PM
parabellum...or a flying backsplash.
June 08, 2019, 08:54 PM
trapper189quote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
The Green Giant is a person of color, so he's safe!
He's also jolly which is a synonym for gay. Double safe.
June 08, 2019, 09:17 PM
parabellumPlus, he's got a 16 foot penis, so there's always porn to fall back on if he loses his job as a...whatever he is.
June 08, 2019, 09:18 PM
Jim ShugartYeah. I always thought that dude was a little light in his loafers.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
June 09, 2019, 12:13 AM
KevinCWThere's the rub, they whine about it now, but had they first put a woman on the paper towel roll that would have been sexist.
These people are just searching for something to complain about, and the companies are just pandering to idiots.
Personally, I buy the Sams Club house brand because they are just as good of quality and less expensive, and I can buy them by the shitload. Same with TP. Store brands ain't got time for pandering nonsense.
Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." June 09, 2019, 12:46 AM
Skins2881quote:
These people are just searching for something to complain about, and the companies are just pandering to idiots.
Yeah you just summed up the whole thread. Except the whole 1/2 sheet vs full sheet debate (I'm squarely in the full sheet camp).
Why do businesses do this? I'm 100% for women's rights, suffrage, equal pay for equal work, and all of that. I'd never, ever, ever treat or allow a woman to be treated any less than a man, insulting me, and my toxic masculinity will not induce me to buy paper products.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis June 09, 2019, 02:57 AM
HighZonieWhen they put Chuck Norris on a box of tampons, they will have a lot of 'splaining to do.
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June 09, 2019, 03:10 AM
AndybMuch woke. So wow
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