I can't be sure this is real but I did find it on 3 different sources. You would think after 27 years you would know what you have and I doubt marital infidelity had anything to do with it. Kinda bizarre if true, not that I blame her.
OMG!! Shockwaves!! Maybe those shockwaves could cause Seattle to slide into Puget Sound.
Too bad the poll at the link doesn't have a choice for "I don't give a shit".
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May 03, 2021, 08:03 PM
smschulz
I am a Microsoft guy but do not care, why should I care, why is this news?
May 03, 2021, 08:10 PM
6guns
Maybe I'm out there, but I don't believe it. I think it's a distraction.
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May 03, 2021, 08:14 PM
OldChimney
I guess she got tired of his software.
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May 03, 2021, 08:17 PM
Krazeehorse
I feel a Guinness World Record coming!
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May 03, 2021, 08:18 PM
2PAK
Wasn't she the Product Manager for Microsoft Bob?
Wasn't there a Microsoft Paperclip or something as well?
I can only imagine what she said to Gates about Ballmer as he ran it into the ground..
So long ago,,,
May 03, 2021, 08:30 PM
0-0
Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore?
0-0
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May 03, 2021, 08:42 PM
monoblok
So their marriage suffered its final BSOD. Seems appropriate.
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May 03, 2021, 08:46 PM
RogueJSK
Melinda probably saw how much money [Amazon.com founder] Jeff Bezos' ex-wife Mackenzie was awarded in their recent divorce (~$40 b-b-b-billion... instantly making her the 3rd wealthiest woman in the world), and her eyes went all googly with dollar signs.
May 03, 2021, 08:51 PM
bald1
Gates may have spread some of his wealth to worthy causes but he has become a huge leftist one world order champion so I wish him nothing but the very worse possible in all respects.
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May 03, 2021, 08:57 PM
BamaJeepster
When you unexpectedly have more time to spend with the boys!
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May 03, 2021, 09:03 PM
Hammer1967
I bet there was no prenup
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May 03, 2021, 09:06 PM
220-9er
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer1967: I bet there was no prenup
They already announced the settlement agreement along with the no longer married announcement. No real drama at this point and not my problem anyway.
I've already had the talk with my wife and she is on board with me going to try to woo Melinda. Our boys will be well taken care of and my wife has promised me unlimited conjugal visits if I can pull it off.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
May 03, 2021, 09:25 PM
wreckdiver
^^^Wholeheartedly Agree^^^
Damn you guys are fast!! This was aimed at Bald 1
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May 03, 2021, 09:26 PM
Ronin1069
Looks like Bill finally figured out how to give away half his money.
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May 03, 2021, 09:35 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by 0-0: Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore?
0-0
CTRL, ALT, DEL.....whatever.
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May 03, 2021, 09:43 PM
Pyker
She's obviously no longer interested in his injections.
