If you want to be for the rest of your life, never make pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
-Soul
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
December 14, 2023, 10:07 AM
doublesharp
________________________ God spelled backwards is dog
December 14, 2023, 10:07 AM
HRK
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
December 14, 2023, 10:27 AM
Gustofer
________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
December 14, 2023, 10:51 AM
OttoSig
Until you realize your wife had the same idea.
10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
December 14, 2023, 11:03 AM
OKCGene
December 14, 2023, 11:09 AM
OKCGene
. On the other hand…
December 14, 2023, 12:24 PM
BigSwede
Butterface is the way
December 14, 2023, 01:17 PM
911Boss
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.
Beauty is just a light switch away…
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
December 14, 2023, 01:56 PM
snwghst
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.
Beauty is just a light switch away…
Go ugly early and beat the rush
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December 14, 2023, 01:59 PM
Gustofer
Ugly girls try harder though...so there's that.
________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
December 14, 2023, 03:12 PM
HRK
quote:
Originally posted by OttoSig: Until you realize your wife had the same idea.
Boom! that bit of reality will mess up your day!
December 14, 2023, 03:25 PM
Beanhead
I hope for those that agree with this have a real comfortable couch to sleep in...if you wife ever reads this post.
December 14, 2023, 05:43 PM
10X-Shooter
We called them Ranger wives in the Army. Jodi doesn’t want a Ranger wife but even if he did, it wouldn’t be a big deal. When you’re deployed 9-10 months a year even during peacetime, Jodi eventually gets all the girls.
December 14, 2023, 06:41 PM
OttoSig
We knew about Jody, but had another saying, leave it how you wanna come home to it.
