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Is it kinky to hug your generator?

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May 05, 2018, 08:08 AM
PHPaul
Is it kinky to hug your generator?
Nice day, scattered clouds, lotsa sunshine. And wind. BIG wind. Therefore, per usual, power is out. Went out at about 5:30 this morning, still out, likely will be for a while as there are extensive outages in the county.

Cheaper to pay line crews on weekends than to clear right-of-way I guess.

Battery backup kept the computer going until my good friend Mr. Kohler took over. It wasn't cheap, but damned if it ain't some of the best money I ever spent!




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May 05, 2018, 08:13 AM
justjoe
Only if it gives you an erection. Then it's kinky.


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May 05, 2018, 08:16 AM
lopezp
Hearing this helps me justify my latest project. I just installed a 50 amp power inlet and interlock on my panel to use with my 10kw/8kw generator. Easy and inexpensive peace of mind for hurricane season!
May 05, 2018, 08:41 AM
Rightwire
Only if you're naked




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May 05, 2018, 08:51 AM
jsbcody
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
Only if you're naked


And only if you are "hooking up" for other reasons than getting power back on.....just saying. Wink
May 05, 2018, 09:21 AM
Suppressed
I have a friend that installed a whole house generator because of the Y2K scare. Everybody kidded her afterwards when nothing happened. A few years later, hurricane Isabel came through and all of her neighbors were without power for two and a half weeks.
May 05, 2018, 09:25 AM
Skins2881
Not quite the same, but this man was extremely affectionate with a car.



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May 05, 2018, 09:26 AM
TexasScrub
quote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
Only if it gives you an erection. Then it's kinky.


Somebody say Kinky in an Election?




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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
May 05, 2018, 09:36 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
Only if it gives you an erection. Then it's kinky.


Well, there IS all that vibration... Eek




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May 05, 2018, 09:49 AM
0-0
Hugging is fine, dry humping would worry me...

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May 05, 2018, 09:55 AM
Sig2340
Its kinky if you slip it some tongue.

It's over the line perverted if you let it slip you some dipstick.





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May 05, 2018, 10:06 AM
jimmy123x
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
Only if you're naked


AND, make sure you're dripping wet and standing in a puddle of water when you give it a big hug
May 05, 2018, 10:10 AM
Cliff
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
Its kinky if you slip it some tongue.

It's over the line perverted if you let it slip you some dipstick.


Big Grin Big Grin Damn..



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May 05, 2018, 11:28 AM
45 Cal
I remember the photo you posted when you formed up the pad,good job.
May 05, 2018, 11:35 AM
ubelongoutside
Cranking...

Just don't take it to this guy's level...

If you do a search for cranking on the news site at the link you'll see he's a repeat offender. Lol




May 05, 2018, 11:41 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by ubelongoutside:
Cranking...

Just don't take it to this guy's level...

If you do a search for cranking on the news site at the link you'll see he's a repeat offender. Lol


Da Fuq?




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May 05, 2018, 11:42 AM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Not quite the same, but this man was extremely affectionate with a car.

I imagine Gloria Allred will find other cars to come forward.



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May 05, 2018, 11:48 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Not quite the same, but this man was extremely affectionate with a car.

I imagine Gloria Allred will find other cars to come forward.
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I dunno if that wins the internet for today, but it's gotta be in the running! Big Grin




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May 05, 2018, 11:57 AM
Rey HRH
It depends. Do you think your tractor is sexy?



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May 05, 2018, 12:02 PM
Fusternc
Envious...getting a full home generator again is definitely on the MUST do list!