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Originally posted by egregore:
Silly things?? Those sound pretty sensible to me.

That's what I thought when it comes to people who can't merge into the freeway.

Anyone caught texting and driving Shall have his/her pee pee whacked.

Paying by either check or cash at a retail store should be forbidden.

Anyone who doesn't know vehicle right of way rules, interfering with those that do. Get your bags packed for a one way ticket to the shithole country of your choice.

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Originally posted by sjtill:
Paying by ... cash at a retail store should be forbidden.

Say what? Man, cash is king

The elimination of all "its for your own good" laws. Seatbelt, helmet, etc.

No public funds available if you hurt yourself because you were too stupid to use your seatbelt, a helmet, etc.

Bicyclists riding on a two lane country road must maintain the posted speed limit. If they cannot maintain the posted speed limit, they must pull off the road and not impede the progress, in any way, of a motorist. If they fail to pull over, and the motorist collides with them, it is the bicyclists fault.

People who walk their pet and do not clean up after their pet defecates, shall be punished by six months of cleaning the kennels at the local animal shelter.

Reasonable use of cattle prods shall be allowed in grocery stores.

homeowners who don't pay the contractor upon delivery because they forgot their checkbook. or want 30 days because they only pay their bills on the 10th of each month. the richer they are the worse they pay.

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Originally posted by Aeteocles:
All public restroom doors will swing outward without manual manipulation of a door latch or handle, or will have a paper towel dispenser and trash can within reach of the door.

Oh hell YES!
Whoever installs a public crapper door that you have to pull to exit should be forced to lick the floor clean 3 times a day.

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Originally posted by sjtill:
Paying by either check or cash at a retail store should be forbidden.

I understand checks. There is no need to write checks at a checkout. I write one, at the most two, checks a month. Every bank account has a debit/ATM card linked to it, every store has a card terminal. But unless they're paying with a jar full of loose coins, I don't understand cash.

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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
If a fast food place gets your order wrong, they owe you your money back plus 300% and an apology from a manager.

Fast food by definition is a wrong order.

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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:

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Originally posted by sjtill:
Paying by ... cash at a retail store should be forbidden.

Say what? Man, cash is king

+1

I always carry cash. My favorite restaurant is a cash-only business.

- Paperbacks would be against the law. Books should all be hardcover.

- All illegals would be deported immediately, no ifs or buts. Their enablers would go to jail - hard labour.

- CAIR and CIC and any other such organizations would cease to exist.

- Spousal support would be eliminated. Child support would cease at the age of 18.

- Voting age would be increased to 30 - at least.

- All humanities courses would undergo a purge; anyone who was teaching ____ like “intersectional feminism”, “the wealth of islamic heritage in the West” would be fired, and go straight to the gulag.

- All quotas for university courses and public employment would be gone. Whoever got in through quotas would be dismissed, and would have to reapply.

- The UN would be immediately extinguished. Its officials would have to paddle back to Eurabia.

- No public money for arts.

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

All I have to say is thank God a majority of you guys aren't king. Yowser.

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Originally posted by rusbro:
Reasonable use of cattle prods shall be allowed in grocery stores.

And in buffet lines should be right there with the silverware, napkins and plates. "Are those potatoes? I don't think I like potatoes like that. Have you tried them? What are they like baked? Maybe I'll taste just one. They have oregano and--"

ZAAAAAAAPP!!

TV channels will be the same nation wide. If you go on vacation somewhere then no more looking for the channel guide in the hotel room.

Judges who lower bonds below the bond schedule or grant personal recognizance bonds and the Parole Board shall be personally responsible for any future crimes committed by those they release from custody while on bond or parole.

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Originally posted by brecaidra:
Anyone who starts telling you a story after you have clearly stated, "I really need to go now," will not be allowed to utter a single word until they have written the entire story by hand and had it proofread and approved by a hired professional.

As an ancillary, anybody who starts a sentence with the phrase "Not to belabor the point" and doesn't STFU immediately has to type out their point and have it published in a peer reviewed journal before sharing.

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Originally posted by john1:
Judges who lower bonds below the bond schedule or grant personal recognizance bonds and the Parole Board shall be personally responsible for any future crimes committed by those they release from custody while on bond or parole.

I can get on board with that.

all cash purchase's get a 8% discount