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A Grateful American |
Speaking of communists... Back in old Soviet Russia four workers stop in Moscow after a long trip... They check in a hotel; Ivan is trying to sleep, while his three friends start drinking and talking. Ivan asks them to stop several times, but they just ignore him. Soon, they get really drunk and start telling political jokes; they laugh so noisily after each one that Ivan, really angry now, sneaks out to the lobby and tells the concierge: "Listen, send four hot teas to our room, but do it in exactly three minutes from now." He returns to the room and tells his drunk friends: "Guys, stop with those jokes. You know the KGB is always listening everywhere. Someone will hear you and we'll all get in trouble." "Yeah, right!" they shout. "The KGB, listening to us in the hotel! Grow up, Ivan, stop talking crap!" "I'll bet I'm right," Ivan says. "Here, I'll show you!" He walks over to the mirror on the wall and shouts: "Comrade Lieutenant! Could we have four hot teas, please?" The three drunks just laugh at him, but a minute later, there's a knock on the door, and the hotel service brings in four teas. The drunks get pale and immediately shut up and go to bed. Ivan sleeps happily; in the morning, he wakes up and sees that the room is empty. Puzzled, he goes down. "Excuse me, have my friends left without me?" he asks. The concierge coughs uneasily. "You could say that," he says. "The KGB came in and took them at 5 AM or so." Ivan stares at him with wide eyes. All he can think of saying is: "But, but... why didn't they take me?" "Well," the concierge says, "their Lieutenant said that he really liked your little tea joke." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
I think I heard the red truck's brakes squealing.....just not sure why? | |||
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Left-Handed, NOT Left-Winged! |
Let me get this straight: A public demonstration of free speech supporting a religious holiday, using a flag with the most fundamental symbol of that religion - a cross, is someone inflicting hate on other people? Exercising first amendment rights is bad if someone doesn't like what you have to say? If this idiot wants a "one class" system there are places he can go, and he would learn very quickly what it is like to have no rights. For the people who were around in the 60's, is this what it was like back then? Spoiled kids spouting communism and oppression of the very rights they are exercising with their pro-communist protests? | |||
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Just for the hell of it |
Frogger was never meant to be played in real life. _____________________________________ Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac | |||
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Bad dog! |
Sigmonkey, both funny and true, the best kind of joke. ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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Page late and a dollar short |
Hope the guy's truck is ok........... Wonder if the runner's favorite store is TARGET? -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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There's a reason the word for hostel is the same as for temperance. And toilet. In a perfect socialist world, it all should go together? Sleep well and temperate or crapper you go! *************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose. | |||
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Exactly. Too bad the truck wasn't bigger and moving faster. | |||
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Or went over the top of him. | |||
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Even a seven year old, heck, probably a five year old, knows to look both ways when crossing the street. __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
It's a damn shame that pickup wasn't driven by a three-time returned stoned off his balls illegal alien with a felony record and an outstanding warrant. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Screw ANTIFA and these liberal, socialist, democrat Ass Wipes. Like the ANTIFA bimbo that got run over and killed in Charlottesville, VA.......If you weren't walking in the street, blocking traffic, you wouldn't have got run down and killed. I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy at all for these un-American, George Sorros funded communist want to be'es. Let the Tiananmen Square China event be a warning to these ANTIFA types........ Hilary, Bernie and George ain't going to do nothing to save you. Merry Christmas! Yes, I said MERRY CHRISTMAS, are you offended? Good, I don't give a Shit you Ass Hole.... | |||
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Only the strong survive |
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Only the strong survive |
Last week they announced that they changed the name of the street she was killed on to Heather Heyer Way. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-...-was-killed-in-white 41 | |||
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Coin Sniper |
This idiots we're calling for communism and a single class And have NO IDEA what they are wishing for... None at all. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Non-Miscreant |
You didn't. Watch it again. Its the fan belt squealing when the sigforum driver nailed the gas. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Hope the driver/owner of the truck can get the shit off his bumper. | |||
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Truck? You mean that Japanese micro el Camino knockoff? | |||
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That would have been an interesting court case. | |||
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THANK YOU. I agree 1000 percent. | |||
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