Elton John and his partner David Furnish had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

After the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into the maternity ward.

A dozen babies were lying in their cribs, eleven of them were crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying quietly, smiling.

A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.

Isn't it wonderful Elton asked David.

All these crying babies and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!

The nurse said, oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass.

Well, that was just rude.

**forwarded**

The Hooker and the Immigrant

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.

How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."