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Coin Sniper |
Have to beat erasers as punishment Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Serenity now! |
Oh, you must have been rich or something! My TRS-80 (Model 1) only had 4k of RAM! Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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It's not you, it's me. |
True dat! | |||
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thin skin can't win |
Hear the sound of a dial-up handshake. Hell, even the dial tone!!! You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Go outside and call for your dog. Who was free to cruise the neighborhood! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Get sent to the principal's office and receive a paddling. | |||
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Non-Miscreant |
Walk the country roads picking up pop bottles (at 2 cents each) to get enough gasoline to put in the tank to go on a date. Or siphon gas to get enough to go someplace. Maybe tell the difference by taste between regular and ethyl. Get a job pumping ethyl! Figuring out how to drain the pop out of a 6 oz coke bottle while its still in the machine. You know, the horizontal ones. Buy ammo at the filling station or hardware store. By the individual round. They also sold cigarettes by the ones and twos. The pack was too expensive at a quarter. Back to the school uphill both ways. There were uphills both directions. If you walked in the street, the rich kids in cars would try to cover you with slush. Walk on the unshoveled sidewalks you had to step in others footsteps to minimize the amount you got in your shoes. Use a crystal set to pick up the local radio station. Or camp out in the back pasture near the antenna and listen on the barbed wire. It was tuned in. So was a buddies mothers frying pan. It was kind of short on high fidelity. We called it low fidelity. Didn't matter anyway, we never slept when camping out. Filching Mr. Temples beer when we slept out. For convenience he put in an old fridge with a tap outside. He probably got the best end of the deal. He never had to cut his grass or shovel his snow. It was on us. How about push starting the car when we got it far enough down the road so our dad's couldn't hear. And shutting it off and coasting home so as to make no noise. Going hunting and pooling all our ammo so everyone had at least 5 rounds. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Raptorman |
Pull the choke. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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For real? |
Ok, a rant here due to something at work. I learned how to change a tire at 15. Isn't that something that is still taught these days?? Today a grown ass man (age 32) was instructed on how to change his flat tire. I just told him what to do. He asked me to change it and I refused. He then said isn't that your job? No asshole, my job is to sit here and make sure no one runs into you. If you don't want to change it, I'll just tow and impound your car. *sigh* Definitely getting written up on non courteous behavior once my bodycam gets reviewed. Worth it. Not minority enough! | |||
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Just for a little perspective, I am 49 years old. Not sur what that makes me. 1. Go to the record store and try to sing the lyrics to a song, to see if the person working there knows what the record is. 2. Use a payphone, calling card, collect call, or have the charges billed to another number. 3. Remember anyone's phone number. 4. Know what to do when the only 3 TV stations go off the air at midnight. 5. Deliver newspapers. 6. Live without AC in the car and house 7. Ride around in the bed of a pick up truck 8. Put babies in a car without a car seat, just holding them on your lap. 9. Seeing people smoke everywhere. | |||
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
ask a girl out on a date and put some effort into it. | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
Sift the ashes to recover unburned pieces of coal Go to the Library to use the copy machine and pay 10 cents per page Use a bumper jack Watch a black & white only TV Wait for the tubes to warm up in the radio or TV Take the tubes out of the TV and go to the TV & Appliance store and use the tube tester Listen to 78 rpm records Put up / take down the storm windows Watch a "snowy" TV picture "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Math without a calculator. Collecting dust. | |||
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Staring back from the abyss |
Dim their headlights with a floor switch. Make a necklace out of pull-tabs. Buy a pack of smokes from a machine. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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So let it be written, so let it be done... |
Dial 10 10 321 from a pay phone to save money on your long distance call... 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Thank you Very little |
I think they call it something else nowdays | |||
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Member |
Push button shifter on the dash to the left. Interesting the things mentioned here that I never did when I turned 18. ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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Operate the mimeograph machine at their school, and smell the purple ink on their test paper. Use a card catalog at a library, look something up in an encyclopedia. Deal with the Fuller brush man and door to door salesman. | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Tear off the page you just printed, then tear off the two dotted strips on either side of the page. | |||
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Oh stewardess, I speak jive. |
Well, it did have dual full-height 5.25" floppy drives, so that's kind of fancy. My friends and I would stay up all night playing that thing, in awe no less... | |||
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