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The Rodney Dangerfield of robbers...

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August 14, 2023, 07:53 PM
Jim Shugart
The Rodney Dangerfield of robbers...
This guy gets no respect. I ALMOST feel sorry for him. Big Grin




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August 14, 2023, 08:02 PM
OttoSig
So do robbery stories between friends follow the same arc as fishing stories between friends?

“It was the biggest one I ever pulled, everyone had 100 dollar bills and was scared shitless. I never had such a good day robbing people”




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August 14, 2023, 08:03 PM
r0gue
That woman didn't even stop eating.
August 14, 2023, 09:18 PM
Jim Shugart
Someone said he went to the local police station to turn himself in: They kept eating donuts and ignored him. Big Grin


When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
August 15, 2023, 06:59 AM
Rightwire
Apparently people have figured out the bag wrapped around your hand is no threat?



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August 15, 2023, 07:39 AM
cas
I kept hearing Chris Tucker... "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

See, when people say you'll never get anywhere without proper English and good diction, they weren't wrong. Smile
August 15, 2023, 08:12 AM
Krazeehorse
Some might consider him lucky that he didn't get ventilated.


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August 15, 2023, 10:24 AM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
Some might consider him lucky that he didn't get ventilated.

That was my thought too, although a nail salon might not really be a place where that's likely to happen.