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Why are my ears getting larger?
July 10, 2024, 04:51 PM
PatenWhy are my ears getting larger?
Sure the ears and nose keeps growing but why doesn't my tallywacker? Is it just because there's no cartalidge in that thing?
July 10, 2024, 04:52 PM
c1steveCould be fat. Measure them, then loose 20 lbs. and re-measure.
-c1steve
July 10, 2024, 04:57 PM
pbslingerquote:
Originally posted by bald1:
Gesh. Convince your significant other to quit pulling on them anytime you say something she disagrees with. That or quit making comments entirely. Lol
Or every time you ring her bell.
July 10, 2024, 05:06 PM
egregorequote:
Originally posted by Paten:
Sure the ears and nose keeps growing but why doesn't my tallywacker? Is it just because there's no cartalidge in that thing?
Humans don't have a baculum.
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke July 10, 2024, 06:02 PM
arfmelquote:
Originally posted by Paten:
Sure the ears and nose keeps growing but why doesn't my tallywacker? Is it just because there's no cartalidge in that thing?
One of life’s cruel jokes.
July 10, 2024, 06:26 PM
wrightdquote:
Originally posted by sse:
on the bright side if you attach a coaxial cable to the TV, put the other end in your mouth, turning your head just right, you might be able to pull in Direct TV
This has to be for the win. Ha !
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Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster July 10, 2024, 07:21 PM
fischtown7quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
quote:
Originally posted by Paten:
Sure the ears and nose keeps growing but why doesn't my tallywacker? Is it just because there's no cartalidge in that thing?
One of life’s cruel jokes.
Yea but its next door neighbors will start to sag lower, really sucks when you sit on them.
July 10, 2024, 10:02 PM
ssequote:
Originally posted by wrightd:
quote:
Originally posted by sse:
on the bright side if you attach a coaxial cable to the TV, put the other end in your mouth, turning your head just right, you might be able to pull in Direct TV
This has to be for the win. Ha !
the thread reminded me of something that happened years ago on vacation with an ex-inlaw. He was older and had a big head and enormous ears. he came into the cabin one afternoon complaining of being bitten on his ear by a horse fly. i'll tell ya in 30 min time that ear swelled 2-3 times normal size. at the time the TV antenna wasn't working and i suggested what seemed like a reasonable solution. LOL
July 11, 2024, 12:16 AM
Rey HRHquote:
Originally posted by a1abdj:
Are your ears getting larger or is your head getting smaller?
Same thought I had.
I'm thinking gravity, like how it affects boobs, in this case, ears.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
July 11, 2024, 08:09 AM
ssejust saw on X that Elon said dementia makes the brain get smaller. so, if unchecked with advancing years you'll eventually resemble an elephant
July 11, 2024, 10:00 AM
EdmondHas your range of hearing increased? If so, might be worth it.
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July 11, 2024, 10:52 AM
Warhorsequote:
Originally posted by nhracecraft:
IANAD but, it's my understanding that from birth, your ears and your nose never stop growing.
Plus gravity!
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July 11, 2024, 11:08 AM
bendableYou know what they say about men with larger ears, don't you.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink,
Say no more,
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