Joke - Sex Therapy

January 13, 2019, 05:25 PM

tatortodd

Joke - Sex Therapy

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare."

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.

January 13, 2019, 05:41 PM

mikeyspizza

Not a bad deal!

January 13, 2019, 06:58 PM

Zeus007

Lol

January 13, 2019, 07:03 PM

Redhookbklyn

Thanks for the laugh!

January 13, 2019, 07:24 PM

wreckdiver

Save $$ where you can!! My wife loved it!!

January 13, 2019, 07:38 PM

Elk Hunter

Funny, thanks for the chuckle! Already went out to a number of family and friends.

Elk

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