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Negative nancies...a joke for Wednesday.

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February 03, 2021, 02:10 PM
Krazeehorse
Negative nancies...a joke for Wednesday.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome .. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking BA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"BA?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it..."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome

"It was wonder ful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a £5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"


He said: "Who the F**k did your hair?"


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February 03, 2021, 02:13 PM
TXJIM
Big Grin


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February 03, 2021, 02:34 PM
6guns
Big Grin




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February 03, 2021, 02:38 PM
whododat
Top Notch!! Top Notch!!


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February 03, 2021, 02:44 PM
Jim Shugart
Haaaaa! Consider that stolen. Big Grin



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February 03, 2021, 03:45 PM
TexasScrub
Two stubby thumbs up!!!


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
February 03, 2021, 03:50 PM
TMats
That was great!


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February 03, 2021, 03:58 PM
Jimbo54
That put a big ass grin on my face. Big Grin

Jim


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February 03, 2021, 04:39 PM
dsiets
Once a week I drive my mother to the hair salon. The amount of talk that goes on there is quite noticeable as I sit and read my kindle.
This joke will go over (mostly) well there.
February 03, 2021, 04:54 PM
wreckdiver
First hearty laugh I've had in quite awhile! Thank You!!!


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February 03, 2021, 05:17 PM
drill sgt
Reading this in the recliner reared back with fur baby in my lap. Started laughing so much both of us ended up on the floor. Wife wanted to know what was so funny. Knew better than to answer because she has been a licensed hair dresser for years. I choose to pick my battles. .................................................. drill sgt.
February 03, 2021, 05:19 PM
P-220
Nice! Big Grin


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Steve
February 03, 2021, 05:20 PM
Hobbs
D'OH !!!
February 03, 2021, 05:46 PM
Sigfest
That was funny.
February 03, 2021, 05:51 PM
Rey HRH
I laughed most heartily.



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February 03, 2021, 07:16 PM
Muddflap
That was a good one.
February 03, 2021, 07:44 PM
motoboy
LOL !

Thanx !
February 03, 2021, 08:53 PM
ridewv
LOL good one thanks!


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February 04, 2021, 02:01 AM
FiveFiveSixFan
Outstanding!
February 04, 2021, 09:14 AM
molachi
Very good!