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Was he is a compromising position with the Elf on the Shelf? "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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Discovering a nekkid dude story: I once dated a hillbilly chick who had a large and equally hillbilly family. I came home after a shift to find one of her brothers passed out in my leather recliner. Nekkid. Holding an acoustic guitar. I consider myself to be a calm and rational person who conducts himself with restraint. But when I gazed upon this display, something in me snapped. I dragged him out of my apartment and threw him down a flight of stairs. Nekkid. Along with his guitar. And I enjoyed it. Sorry for slight thread drift, since this did not occur at Christmas. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Filed under: Christmas, Tree(s), Man, Nekkid 2 outa 3 ain't bad. You're fine. _______________________ | |||
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rtquig, I know a few fathers who might have been more violent if they had found you naked in bed with their naked daughter. You might not have survived it. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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You ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked? | |||
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He was probably in the wrapping phase when he finally drifted off.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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No, but sounds like it was a hell of a party.  | |||
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You’ve been Griswold! ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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And, he was a postal employee. A couple times he came home for lunch which he normally didn't do. I had to climb out onto the porch roof in the snow while she tossed out my cloths. The neighbors never said a word. Living the Dream | |||
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Isn’t there a song about this? IIRC, it goes something like “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause...”. Sorry. I’ll go stand in the corner now and mediate on my behavior. __________________________ | |||
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a n d that's ! why they built a guest house Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Jingle Balls. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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