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Anybody Ever Wake Up On Christmas Morning To A Naked Man Under The Tree?

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December 26, 2018, 11:29 PM
a1abdj
Anybody Ever Wake Up On Christmas Morning To A Naked Man Under The Tree?
I can now add this to the list of crazy things I have experienced. Perhaps I should write a book, or have a TV show or something.

Father in law visiting for the holidays. I heard him talking throughout the night but assumed he was on the phone or talking to the TV. Apparently the talking (or hallucinating) was Ambien induced, as was the ingestion of more Ambien, which resulted in the eventual pants removal and nap beneath the Christmas tree.

Good thing I sent his daughter in there first to check on everything prior to sending the kids in to see what Santa left for them.


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December 26, 2018, 11:35 PM
Ripley
Just now back from a troubling day at the in-laws. Thanks for this story and putting things in perspective, Merry Christmas. Smile



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December 26, 2018, 11:56 PM
Rey HRH
Maybe he was setting up the festivus pole for the airing of grievances.


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December 27, 2018, 12:05 AM
ensigmatic
Sometimes I wonder if I'm missing out on anything by not having any family, other than my wife.

Then I read things like this and think "Yeah, I am, but it's nothing I don't want to miss." Smile


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December 27, 2018, 12:09 AM
RHINOWSO
quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
Maybe he was setting up the festivus pole for the airing of grievances.
Nah, that should have happened on the 23rd.

He might have been taking it down, however. Wink
December 27, 2018, 12:28 AM
YooperSigs
Ambien.... Ask your doctor if its right for you!


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December 27, 2018, 05:16 AM
Ozarkwoods
Did you tell him to watch out for the fallen needles they have a tendency to give you a little prick.


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December 27, 2018, 05:55 AM
gearhounds
Side effects may include drowsiness, joint pain, loss of appetite, and delusions of being a half unwrapped Christmas present. Consult your doctor and ask if Ambien is right for you...



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December 27, 2018, 06:54 AM
Rick_Perry
quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
Sometimes I wonder if I'm missing out on anything by not having any family, other than my wife.

Then I read things like this and think "Yeah, I am, but it's nothing I don't want to miss." Smile


Same here.


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December 27, 2018, 07:21 AM
ShneaSIG
Too bad you now have to burn so many of your Christmas decorations.


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Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?"
December 27, 2018, 08:02 AM
rtquig
Well not quite the same, but still has the Christmas tree and naked involved.
When I was 18 my girlfriends parents went out to a party on Christmas eve. So my girlfriend had her own party at home. When my girl friends parents came home, my best friend was laid naked on the Christmas tree which was knocked over and his naked girlfriend was passed out on the floor. I had more class. I was passed out with the daughter in the parents bed naked. I can tell you it is very cold outside waiting for the parent the throw your cloths out the window from the second floor. Lucky for me there was a porch roof right outside their bedroom window.


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December 27, 2018, 08:46 AM
Gustofer
And this one time...at band camp... Big Grin


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December 27, 2018, 09:24 AM
kz1000
No, just you.


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December 27, 2018, 09:45 AM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
Side effects may include drowsiness, joint pain, loss of appetite, and delusions of being a half unwrapped Christmas present. Consult your doctor and ask if Ambien is right for you...


Another side effect is tweeting racist remarks about Valerie Jarrett.


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December 27, 2018, 09:48 AM
911Boss
My wife has a few times over the years, no complaints... Wink





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December 27, 2018, 11:04 AM
randyman
Definitely the most interesting thread title this year! Just wish I had an applicable story to share.
December 27, 2018, 11:14 AM
darthfuster


SQUIRREL!!!!


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December 27, 2018, 12:13 PM
Sportshooter
Ambien is definitely not right for me. I went back to sleep while leaning over to tie my shoes one morning and woke up again just before noon. Eek
December 27, 2018, 12:16 PM
rusbro
Did you see his ornaments? Eek
December 27, 2018, 12:32 PM
sns3guppy
I knew a pilot who was fired for masturbating on the couch in the lobby of a hotel, in front of guests. He'd taken an ambien (or two).

He tried to explain that it was the drug, but he had no way to prove it, and I don't think anyone was interested in the excuse, anyway.

That, and the owner of the hotel was a close personal friend of the owner of the airline...