When I read this thread title, it made me laugh.

I had a boss sometime in the past that was a card carrying genuine asshole.
I stumbled on this website and sent him a present.

So if you know someone that absolutely needs to eat a "bag of dicks" now you can accommodate them!
Little gummies shaped like male genitalia.
Anonymously shipped. Of course.

https://dicksbymail.com/?varia...ection-1601491747340

Dildo Of The Month club, sent to someones home or business.

Great revenge.

LINK Dildo Of The Month Club

There are others on the internet, just pick the perfect one to send to someone.
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When I lived in San Francisco, I often saw newspaper vending machines for "Blue Boy," a graphic erotic gay oriented rag. I, too, had a boss that was an asshole. When my boss transferred to work at another prison, I sent him two subscriptions, one to his workplace, and one to his home address. Kinda mean, but I feel no guilt.

They need to be the sugar-free gummies that give everyone digestive problems, featured on amazon.Chemical warfare gummies

SKD Tactical.

I have sent these to a couple of ex-bosses at work before. I had insiders take candid pictures of the unboxings.

SKD Bag-of-Dicks

Jeezus. I’m all caught up now.