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Here's an entirely new one even for Florida. Homeless 30 year old guy smashed out the car windows of 20 cars because Trump owes him $1 TRILLION dollars and the 20 random vehicles parked at a Holiday Inn are owned by the mafia! LOL

https://www.foxnews.com/us/flo...SxKxZ2Pz4zxSBhGxzcWI
 
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Too old to run,
too mean to quit!
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Wonder what a blood test would show. He is likely "on something not quite legal."


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Wait, what?
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He can pay for the glass, his fines, and still have plenty left over for all the Mad Dog 20/20 he can drink.




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Not really from Vienna
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If Trump owed me a trillion bucks, I’d be pissed off too.
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Here ya go, pardner. Now you're rich.

 
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I totally believe him. Lots of mafia types drive Fords around here...


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Nosce te ipsum
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Could have been worse.

Trump might have owed him TEN trillion dollars.
 
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st
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He better hope those cars weren't owned by the mafia. He'll be alligator bait in no time.



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Originally posted by Edmond:
I totally believe him. Lots of mafia types drive Fords around here...
Hey now... Cool


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If not drugs, he is psychotic. Time for the Baker act. Richard Nixon as the villain was popular for psychotic individuals when he was President. It seemed he was not well liked.
 
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Hey it could happen.
Just because you are homeless, addicted and crazy doesn’t mean the Prez doesn’t owe you!


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I totally believe him. Lots of mafia types drive Fords around here...


and 20 of them are staying in the same Holiday Inn in Fort Walton Beach? heheheheheehe
 
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I totally believe him. Lots of mafia types drive Fords around here...
Hey now... Cool
Are you mobbed up? Or a Ford driver? Or all of the above?



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