SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    Dear Mr. Amazon I am not a billionaire Capt. Of industry
Page 1 2 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
Dear Mr. Amazon I am not a billionaire Capt. Of industry Login/Join 
Member
posted
But even my 66 y.o. feeble brain knows for a fact that if you promise delivery in 12 business days, guaranteed.
And you get that package to the customer in three,four or six days,

The customer will applaud and idolize you and your services to great lengths.
But

When you suggest three day delivery prior to completing the transaction
THEN

You send a confirmation after the agreed upon transaction

Suggesting 12 day delivery.

You, your company ,a all the employees come across as
Sheister baby raping inbred Satan worshiper nazi's with murder on their minds.

And no I don't care about your "fine print".

This message has been edited. Last edited by: bendable,





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
Posts: 55328 | Location: Henry County , Il | Registered: February 10, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Fighting the good fight
Picture of RogueJSK
posted Hide Post
I fail to see how delayed delivery of your knick-knacks (especially in the face of a nation-wide winter storm and all its associated logistics issues) equates to raping babies or murder.
 
Posts: 33466 | Location: Northwest Arkansas | Registered: January 06, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Have a snickers.
 
Posts: 2773 | Registered: March 28, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Bendable, tell us how you really feel.
(Just pulling your leg.)
 
Posts: 105 | Location: Kalifornia | Registered: September 17, 2019Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Spread the Disease
Picture of flesheatingvirus
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by amc:
Have a snickers.


LOL. (I really did)


________________________________________

-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
 
Posts: 17779 | Location: New Mexico | Registered: October 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Ammoholic
Picture of Skins2881
posted Hide Post
quote:
all the employees come across as Sheister baby raping inbred Satan worshiper nazi's with murder on their minds.


Do they really though? I actually know a few, the are confirmed as none of those things.

quote:
Have a snickers.


Maybe two.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
Posts: 21342 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: December 27, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
Picture of egregore
posted Hide Post


 
Posts: 29077 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
אַרְיֵה
Picture of V-Tail
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:

I fail to see how delayed delivery of your knick-knacks (especially in the face of a nation-wide winter storm and all its associated logistics issues) equates to raping babies or murder.
Well, OK, but how about Satan worshipping, and Nazi murderers?



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
Posts: 31712 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Frangas non Flectes
Picture of P220 Smudge
posted Hide Post
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8


______________________________________________
“There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.”
 
Posts: 17888 | Location: Sonoran Desert | Registered: February 10, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Green grass and
high tides
Picture of old rugged cross
posted Hide Post
L, that made me laugh. Does that make me a bad person? Razz



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
 
Posts: 19964 | Registered: September 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Ammoholic
Picture of Skins2881
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8


Point of clarification:

Are we talking out of 5 or out of 10?



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
Posts: 21342 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: December 27, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
I would never buy anything from them again if I was treated this horribly!


I had my patience tested... I'm negative.
 
Posts: 90 | Registered: July 20, 2020Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Oh believe me ,
Snickers was my almost imidiate reactionary response.

In fact it's a good thing I didn't have a bag of them.

I consider this a Deceptive business practice and perfectly preventable.

Roads here still very dangerous, mostly impassable w/o a snowmobile.

It's possible five days of weather related incarceration have affected my patience ratio.





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
Posts: 55328 | Location: Henry County , Il | Registered: February 10, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Well B, I can understand your frustration. I have been waiting for an Amazon package to arrive via FedEx this last week. I understand the blizzard and extreme cold delaying things but I do wish FedEx would not send me a rescheduled delivery date each day for the last five which show the package out for delivery and delivery signature required. I could have had it dropped at a local pickup spot if I had known this was going to happen, as I am kind of in the middle of a project that requires the piece that is supposedly on the way in order to finish up. Oh well, hopefully today.



The “POLICE"
Their job Is To Save Your Ass,
Not Kiss It

The muzzle end of a .45 pretty much says "go away" in any language - Clint Smith
 
Posts: 2987 | Location: See der Rabbits, Iowa | Registered: June 12, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Savor the limelight
posted Hide Post
I just want to know where my sea monkeys are. I sent the properly filled out form and my buck twenty-five in a properly addressed envelope back in 1973. You’d think they’d be here by now.
 
Posts: 12018 | Location: SWFL | Registered: October 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
As Extraordinary
as Everyone Else
Picture of smlsig
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8


Point of clarification:

Are we talking out of 5 or out of 10?


With Bendable? Definitely a 5 (or even a 4!).


------------------
Eddie

Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina
 
Posts: 6537 | Location: In transit | Registered: February 19, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Frangas non Flectes
Picture of P220 Smudge
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8


Point of clarification:

Are we talking out of 5 or out of 10?


Ask bendable, he knows.


______________________________________________
“There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.”
 
Posts: 17888 | Location: Sonoran Desert | Registered: February 10, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of OttoSig
posted Hide Post
Always thought a good idea for a store name is, “It’s Alright”. Every review would be 3 stars, “item wasn’t anything special, as advertised, it alright”.

Shipping policy would be amendable to bendable. “It’ll be there when it arrives”

The concept is quite fail proof I think.





10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
 
Posts: 6796 | Location: Georgia | Registered: August 10, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
I am still mad at Amazon for raising the price of Prime by 40%, and then adding a surcharge for commercial free streaming.

Their delivery times have been getting longer and longer. Yesterday the status of one of my orders stated that "your order may be lost", but today it shows that it has arrived at my PO Box after 12 days in transit.


----------------------------------------------------
Dances with Crabgrass
 
Posts: 2183 | Location: East Virginia | Registered: October 12, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Made from a
different mold
Picture of mutedblade
posted Hide Post
We’re done with Amazon at the renewal. Someone else can subsidize the EBT crowd. Their pricing has gotten out of hand.


___________________________
No thanks, I've already got a penguin.
 
Posts: 2874 | Location: Lake Anna, VA | Registered: May 07, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata Page 1 2  
 

SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    Dear Mr. Amazon I am not a billionaire Capt. Of industry

© SIGforum 2024