But even my 66 y.o. feeble brain knows for a fact that if you promise delivery in 12 business days, guaranteed.
And you get that package to the customer in three,four or six days,

The customer will applaud and idolize you and your services to great lengths.
But

When you suggest three day delivery prior to completing the transaction
THEN

You send a confirmation after the agreed upon transaction

Suggesting 12 day delivery.

You, your company ,a all the employees come across as
Sheister baby raping inbred Satan worshiper nazi's with murder on their minds.

And no I don't care about your "fine print".

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I fail to see how delayed delivery of your knick-knacks (especially in the face of a nation-wide winter storm and all its associated logistics issues) equates to raping babies or murder.

Have a snickers.

Bendable, tell us how you really feel.
(Just pulling your leg.)

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Originally posted by amc:
Have a snickers.

LOL. (I really did)

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all the employees come across as Sheister baby raping inbred Satan worshiper nazi's with murder on their minds.

Do they really though? I actually know a few, the are confirmed as none of those things.

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Have a snickers.

Maybe two.

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:

I fail to see how delayed delivery of your knick-knacks (especially in the face of a nation-wide winter storm and all its associated logistics issues) equates to raping babies or murder.

Well, OK, but how about Satan worshipping, and Nazi murderers?

Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8

L, that made me laugh. Does that make me a bad person?

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8

Point of clarification:

Are we talking out of 5 or out of 10?

I would never buy anything from them again if I was treated this horribly!

Oh believe me ,
Snickers was my almost imidiate reactionary response.

In fact it's a good thing I didn't have a bag of them.

I consider this a Deceptive business practice and perfectly preventable.

Roads here still very dangerous, mostly impassable w/o a snowmobile.

It's possible five days of weather related incarceration have affected my patience ratio.

Well B, I can understand your frustration. I have been waiting for an Amazon package to arrive via FedEx this last week. I understand the blizzard and extreme cold delaying things but I do wish FedEx would not send me a rescheduled delivery date each day for the last five which show the package out for delivery and delivery signature required. I could have had it dropped at a local pickup spot if I had known this was going to happen, as I am kind of in the middle of a project that requires the piece that is supposedly on the way in order to finish up. Oh well, hopefully today.

I just want to know where my sea monkeys are. I sent the properly filled out form and my buck twenty-five in a properly addressed envelope back in 1973. You’d think they’d be here by now.

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Originally posted by Skins2881:

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8

Point of clarification:

Are we talking out of 5 or out of 10?

With Bendable? Definitely a 5 (or even a 4!).

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Originally posted by Skins2881:

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
Your over reaction meter is at a solid 4.8

Point of clarification:

Are we talking out of 5 or out of 10?

Ask bendable, he knows.

Always thought a good idea for a store name is, “It’s Alright”. Every review would be 3 stars, “item wasn’t anything special, as advertised, it alright”.

Shipping policy would be amendable to bendable. “It’ll be there when it arrives”

The concept is quite fail proof I think.

I am still mad at Amazon for raising the price of Prime by 40%, and then adding a surcharge for commercial free streaming.

Their delivery times have been getting longer and longer. Yesterday the status of one of my orders stated that "your order may be lost", but today it shows that it has arrived at my PO Box after 12 days in transit.

We’re done with Amazon at the renewal. Someone else can subsidize the EBT crowd. Their pricing has gotten out of hand.