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Caption This - White House Raccoon Incident

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October 01, 2020, 12:46 PM
tatortodd
Caption This - White House Raccoon Incident
I'll go first:
Raccoon contracts rabies from WH reporter attack
quote:
https://ktrh.iheart.com/featur...on-white-house-lawn/

By Ken Webster jr
Oct 1, 2020

You might be tempted to laugh at this news story, but don't.

We have to be as classy & dignified as possible when imagining raccoons attacking liberal journalists at the White House.

Shelby Talcott reports:
quote:
A raccoon reportedly attacked some reporters on the White House lawn Monday, according to CBS White House correspondent Paula Reid.

Reid tweeted that the animal “attacked multiple news crews on North Lawn. ” She included photographs, which apparently depicted the White House raccoons “in more peaceful times.”

“Strong Pawnee vibes at White House this morning as a raccoon attacked multiple news crews on North Lawn,” Reid wrote. “[The raccoon] allegedly grabbed pant leg of a photographer & then a corespondent [sic] before being fended off.”

Following the alleged attack, the White House reportedly reached out to the U.S. General Services Administration regarding the animals, Reid tweeted in an update.






Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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October 01, 2020, 12:56 PM
Twist
Trash Panda doing what Trash Pandas do, going after trash.


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October 01, 2020, 12:57 PM
YooperSigs
I bet the Raccoon has to lick his butt for a week to get the taste out of his mouth!


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
October 01, 2020, 01:09 PM
airsoft guy
Rebecca's Revenge!

(The Coolidges had a pet raccoon)



quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
October 01, 2020, 01:20 PM
tatortodd
A mostly peaceful raccoon attack occurred on the White House lawn.



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
October 01, 2020, 01:32 PM
az4783054
RLM
October 01, 2020, 01:51 PM
bobtheelf

October 01, 2020, 02:02 PM
RichardC
https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/loc...ce/wild_animals.html




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October 01, 2020, 02:04 PM
Aglifter
Seems like Trump should have wolverines cruising around the grounds... Of course, Mattis might have taken them with him...