I don’t know how to tell you this but there’s a weiner in Uranus!

the dern "Fudge Factory mixed in with Uranus" was funny enough!

Just there for the archery!

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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
the dern "Fudge Factory mixed in with Uranus" was funny enough!

The best fudge comes from Uranus!

I believe they advertise their job listing by asking for fudge packers. (No, seriously)

I see their billboard signs all over Indiana. Always makes me chuckle.

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Originally posted by mark123:

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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
the dern "Fudge Factory mixed in with Uranus" was funny enough!

The best fudge comes from Uranus!

I believe they advertise their job listing by asking for fudge packers. (No, seriously)

Technically, the wiener is at Uranus, not in Uranus. The wiener has not entered Uranus and I'm sure we all agree that chaos would ensue if the wiener did enter the structure. There are laws governing such things.

At least, there used to be.

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the structure

How politically correct.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Technically, the wiener is at Uranus, not in Uranus. …

Give him some time. He’s inexperienced.

Hey, I've been there multiple times! The wiener wasn't there so total perfection was missed. Even so, the Fudge Factory was still fun to visit. I even have a t-shirt with their slogan, "The best fudge comes from Uranus."

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Originally posted by Mboroman:
Hey, I've been there multiple times!

I'm not judging you.

This place used to be a strip club. The story I heard was after soldiers from Ft. Leonard Wood got STIs after visiting the club, the club was placed off limits.

There wasn't a quick lube shop in the strip mall? That would have been hysterical.

I know right where that’s at. Pass it going from St. Louis to Tablerock lake on highway 44. My wife who isn’t into childish humor thinks it’s funny every time.

Right at the outer edge of Uranus is the closest that weiner will ever get.

It looks like Uranus is open!

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Technically, the wiener is at Uranus, not in Uranus. The wiener has not entered Uranus and I'm sure we all agree that chaos would ensue if the wiener did enter the structure. There are laws governing such things.

At least, there used to be.

Yeah, the doors of Uranus are much too small to put that weiner in there. Must start with a trainer weiner and work your way up. Fortunately you can find a combo pack.

I’ve been by that place probably 50 times in my life and the parking lot looks like that every time so I guess a lot of people enjoy juvenile humor. The signs along the highway are pretty funny.


Come inside and pack some fudge.


They probably sell a million t-shirts a year.

On a similar note, Fedex is looking for package handlers.

The Uranus Fudge Factory is just a few miles east of the Comfort Inn.