Guess starting a business is a little harder than he thought.
Sampling of some of the hilarious responses:
Here's his twitter thread with the various excuses for his failure:
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“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams
|The Ice Cream Man|
The boy needs some “Lord of the Flies” time somewhere. Either in the old Corps of A&M, or the Citadel, or VMI, or a small town rural high school.
Clearly, his parents didn’t discipline him, he needs some junk knocked out of his head...
Adults have career commitments which can force withdraws from projects/along with family issues.
He has neither - and Harvard is hardly known for a heavy workload these days. (Even Harvard law must have gone soft, as half seem to be idiots, along with the Genius lawyers it produces)
|always with a hat or sunscreen|
Poor baby! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
USN (RET), COTEP #192
He spends too much time biting the pillow to sell them.
"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
Most kids used to learn around age 4 or 5 that they aren't the center of the universe after all...
Seems he is just now beginning to learn that lesson perhaps?
The older I get, the more I identify with Red Foreman...
|Gracie Allen is my |
I blame Jeff Bezos. That guy operated at a loss for so many years that he's warped a whole generation of American kids' minds as to what it takes to get a successful company up and running.
Maybe this Legate person knows whats what, used pillow biter boy to help with the publicity for the new company, and then showed his pansy ass the door as soon as it was expedient. Text stream from pillow biter is his way of trying to save face, like when politicians caught in a scandal leave office "to spend time with their family" wink wink sure you are...
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
|The Unmanned Writer|
That pillow looks like he was crying while biting it.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime
Is that jerk still at Harvard? He never stuck me as smart but he was a victim of - cue ominous music - GUN VIOLENCE and thus a perfect candidate for their freshman class.
Agreed. But as I've noted frequently, most of us had our noses bloodied a couple times in junior high and or high school that taught us to learn our place and when and when not to run our mouths. This kid obviously has never had his ass handed to him or he wouldn't act as he does.
Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
When I see people like him the song The Remedy from Puscifer comes to mind.
"You speak like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth.
That's okay we have a remedy
You speak like someone who has never been knocked the fuck on out
But we have your remedy"
|Web Clavin Extraordinaire|
Hogg takes the L? More like takes the D.
Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter"
Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time.
Id like to see him and that little Euro trash Greta go take a flying fuck off a high cliff.
He lost a pillow fight....
that punk did not compose those 12 excuses.
I've heard of meth heads who have done better starting a successful business. I guess victim hood doesn't pave all roads before you.
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton
|I Am The Walrus|
He should go swimming in the ocean.
I absolutely love Mikes pillow, I don't need one to cry on!!
"Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton
He decided not to do it after he found out the business wouldn’t work just by him running his mouth.
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