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If you're still here - it's on you.

I normally wouldn't post something like this out of respect for the office, etc. - but I have zero respect for the current Pope and don't really care to rip him. The world will be better when he is off the world stage. Someone did these pope raps and I got a chuckle out of them.






The full thread with more is here:
https://twitter.com/garrettgre...s/858777961666928640

All the mens wanna be like me
All the wimmins want to get with me
Mad rollin' in my Ferrari drop top
Wit' my posse and a fotay G-Lock
Holy Savior represent!

My name is Pope Franky
and my friends call me Stanky
I ride dirty with the commies
and I carry a red hankie

Well I packed my hat and headed out west

Thought I’d find a spot to learn about the rest

Found a girl named Heidi, good g*d almighty

Girl turned me loose, we ate meat on Friday


She said, Frank old son, you gotta learn about life

Don’t need no help gittin over our strife

We got all them peeps tryin to buy our weed.

We got straights in Benz tryin to fill their need


I said, don’ understand what’s comin’ down

You sayin’s this way and it’s all around?

You sayin my thing, don’t even ring

Can’t be so cuz I got a hat made of gold


She said Frank ol son you just don’ see

Your shit is weak and it ain’t for me.

Now my spots opened up and I gotta go

You come back when you’re ready to roll

Yo they call me the pope,
I like my soap on a rope.
So I don't get greased,
If I shower with a priest.
But if it is sister Mary,
Yo I ain't no fairy.

Link to original video: https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

(To the beat of Jesus walks)
Do you know what the Midwest is?
Flat and boring
But I go out with my crew
preech to stop all the whoring
Communism is where it's at
From my ivory castle Lookin down
And I just spat
Onto Millions of peeons
Gotta let em know where its at
Let em drink Mountain Dew
High fructose corn syrup
You fool!
Hyped crunked and collected


But I some how some way
Represent the downtrodden obedient
Fools
In my chrome plated lex er day
Cash me outside
Bitch how bout dat
I wipe myself with gold bars
That wasn't rain I just spat
Amen