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My wife lost my GSP... AGAIN!
July 21, 2017, 05:57 PM
Sock Eating GoldenMy wife lost my GSP... AGAIN!
First time she let Bullet outside off his tie out. Completely forgot about him. I woke up asked where he was. He'd been gone for hours.
Today she was in the yard with him. Stopped paying attention and he was gone again.
Both times a kind stranger managed to call him in and call my phone.
First time I was napping from a long shift, today I'm resting, sick with a stomach flu. What the hell do I did with a wife who is completely inattentive with our children and pets.
What about those wireless dog fences?
Divorce?
Nick
"I cannot imagine any condition which would cause a ship to founder. I cannot conceive of any vital disaster happening to this vessel. Modern shipbuilding has gone beyond that."
-Capt. Edward Smith July 21, 2017, 06:02 PM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by Sock Eating Golden:
What about those wireless dog fences?
Can you get her to wear the collar?
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. July 21, 2017, 06:05 PM
WrecklessHaven't you fenced the yard in? That would be the first thing for kids or dogs.
La Dolce Vita
July 21, 2017, 06:05 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
quote:
Originally posted by Sock Eating Golden:
What about those wireless dog fences?
Can you get her to wear the collar?
She'll get used to it then SEG and GSD will sit back drinking beer and laughing every time she gets close and yelps.
Just need to convince her to put it back on when she gets home from work...
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
July 21, 2017, 06:19 PM
RichardCI thought she lost your world class target pistol.
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July 21, 2017, 06:26 PM
old rugged crossIt can hard to keep track of a dog who is intent on running off once his keeper turn their back. Cut her some slack brother. Work together on solutions. We all get worked up in this kinds of situations.
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
July 21, 2017, 06:30 PM
Warhorsequote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
I thought she lost your world class target pistol.
Me too.
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July 21, 2017, 06:33 PM
sigmonkeyHere is to him getting found and home quickly and safe.
I hate that feeling when one is missing.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! July 21, 2017, 06:39 PM
old rugged crossI read it that bullet is back home now, hope so.
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
July 21, 2017, 06:45 PM
Balzé Halzéquote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
I read it that bullet is back home now, hope so.
That's how it reads. The dog is back home.
As for the wife, shave her head. She won't soon forget the error of her ways after that. Ah hahahahahahahahaha!
~Alan
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July 21, 2017, 06:50 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
I read it that bullet is back home now, hope so.
That's how it reads. The dog is back home.
As for the wife, shave her head. She won't soon forget the error of her ways after that. Ah hahahahahahahahaha!
Phufffffttttt
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July 21, 2017, 06:52 PM
HayesGreenerIf you have an intact male he is going to go looking for you-know-what every chance he gets. Gotta have a good fence.
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July 21, 2017, 06:56 PM
tanksoldierEase up,
It's not like she bought you gay cake.
"I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight."
GEN George S. Patton, Jr. July 21, 2017, 07:37 PM
4MUL8RSix foot high fence $4000. Cheaper than divorce.
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Trying to simplify my life...
July 21, 2017, 07:45 PM
TigerDoreWell done.
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Originally posted by jhe888:
quote:
Originally posted by Sock Eating Golden:
What about those wireless dog fences?
Can you get her to wear the collar?
July 21, 2017, 07:51 PM
triggertreatquote:
What the hell do I did with a wife who is completely inattentive with our children and pets.
I would be more concerned about this!
I'm alright it's the rest of the world that's all screwed up! July 21, 2017, 08:22 PM
RHINOWSOquote:
Originally posted by triggertreat:
quote:
What the hell do I did with a wife who is completely inattentive with our children and pets.
I would be more concerned about this!
Yeah no shit
July 21, 2017, 08:23 PM
RHINOWSOquote:
Originally posted by 4MUL8R:
Six foot high fence $4000. Cheaper than divorce.
A divorce is more expensive, yes.
But worth every dime..
July 21, 2017, 08:31 PM
Balzé Halzéquote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
quote:
Originally posted by triggertreat:
quote:
What the hell do I did with a wife who is completely inattentive with our children and pets.
I would be more concerned about this!
Yeah no shit
Completely missed that detail. That's no bueno.
~Alan
Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
July 21, 2017, 09:07 PM
sigmonkeyMissed the " both times" part.
Glad for that.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!