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No problem. Just shoot twice as many from 9pm to 9am. "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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Ammoholic |
Couldn't this have an adverse effect on the midnight basketball leagues. Got to have time for shooting and shooting. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Coin Sniper |
This really is hilarious. This group asked gang members not to shoot each other between 0900 & 2100. Do these people think the gangbangers roll out of bed at 0630, shower, shave, toilet, dress, have breakfast and roll out the door at 0730 to be in the hood for their first meeting at 0800? What do they think happens? Little committees get together and discuss things like "Yes, Tyrone from 5th street Crips has become problematic, he needs to be liquidated. DeMarkus, can you handle that before 1100 today? Ok good. Next item.... oh yes, crack profits are suffering a but on J avenue, who has ideas?" Most of these people don't even roll out of bed until 3-4pm as they aren't crashing out until the sun is starting to come up. Who thinks up this..... WAIT A MINUTE... is this really a Babylon Bee thing?????? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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I surely hope this makes the next edition of "News of the Weird"... All I could think when I read it is: You can't make this stuff up..... but now that I think about it... this is only directed toward anyone who is in a gang.. so, by default it means I not being a gang member can do some shooting in Chicago during the day right? My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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It's not so much that it's stupid, it's that they believe it will work! | |||
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The cake is a lie! |
Ridiculous. What's next? Pay them to not shoot each other? | |||
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| Coin Sniper |
Sign me up... pay me $100K a year and I promise not to shoot anyone without a darn good reason. Notice I said 'darn good'. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
Excellent Idea! And anyone who doesn't follow the rule will have to turn in their guns, right? What could possibly go wrong? "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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delicately calloused |
Maybe they could defund the police some more. That seems to have worked. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Mensch |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
What gangster is up shooting people at 9:00 a.m.? I'd bet most aren't in action until after lunch, at the earliest. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Like a party in your pants  |
I could almost guaranty that they already pay the gangs through back door channels. Where do you think all the "community organizers" get paid from. Let the shit pile burn! | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
So is it now legal after 9pm, are they really creating a live version of The Purge in Chicago?  | |||
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| wishing we were congress |
 Maybe they should also request that there be a shooting "designated square block" | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Dang. I wanted the MP-5 at Toys-R-Us. Gots ta doit foda chirrin... | |||
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| Coin Sniper |
^^^ who is going to try them for violations of the People's Ordinance? The People's Court? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
9 PM - 9 AM: designated gangster shooting time. 9 AM - 9 PM: designated regular folk shooting time. Q | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
Allowing that to take place on any day that ends with a “Y” -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
Wonder how long before Detroit City Council jumps on this idea? -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
I had never heard this phrase before used as a reference for shooting. | |||
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