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After reading the snake in de house thread, this is a true story. My wife was taking a shit and she started screaming for me to come into the bathroom, something she never did and I never went in there while she was on the toilet. She was standing there, panties around her ankles, screaming about something in the toilet. I looked at the mess and saw a good sized frog covered in shit, clinging to the side of the bowl. I couldn't believe it, how the hell did he get in there where did he come from. I knew he didn't just hop in from outside as my two dogs would have been on him immediately. We are on a septic system and the only thing I could think of was the vent pipe. There I stood looking at this shit covered frog and he decides to jump out of the toilet and hop around on the floor leaving a trail of shit everywhere he went. I closed the bathroom door to keep him inside. I come back with a bucket. Picture me chasing him around the bathroom, this is a large master bath, trying to catch him in the bucket. Finally I got the little bastard trapped under the bucket. OK Dave, now what. I got a piece of cardboard and slid it under the bucket. Finally took him outside and tossed the bucket over the fence. I looked at her and told her not to shit any more frogs. Awake not woke | ||
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This made me smile.  I would have also freaked the hell out if I sensed movement in the bowl that wasn't me during a shit. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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Easy frog legs picking ! | |||
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Imagine this from the frog's perspective. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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That made me lol !I got woken up out of a dead sleep one time to something cold and sticky landing on my face. I freaked the heck out, jumped straight up in bed and started flailing around until I knocked whatever it was off. I then got a flashlight and started looking around until I found a good-sized tree frog in a corner next to the bed. Thankfully he wasn't covered in shit, lol. He was unhurt and I picked him up and put him outside. I probably scared him as bad as he did me, lol. ----------------------------------------------------------- Any comments made by this poster are my own and do not reflect the views or opinions of my employer. | |||
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I bet you almost croaked.  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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