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911:Hello, emergency, I just drank unsweetened tea." Big Grin


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Dispatch: "Sir we are so sorry, we will notify the coroner. can we notify any next of kin?"




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"Could you let us know who created the abomination so we could dispatch them with all expediency?"


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The correct term is unsweet tea.


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You will not find the abomination that causes desolation at https://www.facebook.com/RedBridgesBBQ/ or www.bridgesbbq.com.

They were recently lauded in a typical 20 best article, and their website has crashed.

Shelby, NC, on US 74, a little to the west of Charlotte NC. Worth the trip.


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911:Hello, emergency, I just drank unsweetened tea." Big Grin


Probably only had three ice cubes as well. The two seem to always go together.
 
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Not being native to the South, I haven't acquired a taste for some of the delicacies like sweet tea (a little sugar is OK, but not overly, sickeningly sweet), boiled peanuts, and North Carolina "vinegary" BBQ. Grits are OK. But other than those and my lack of accent, I blend right in.
 
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Being native to the South, I still haven't figured out what to do with soggy peanuts or why someone would boil such a thing. Confused



 
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Being native to the South, I still haven't figured out what to do with soggy peanuts or why someone would boil such a thing. Confused


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[FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/d0fhbvoghWA" width="560"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]


Thank you RichardC. You liked my gumball video, I remember that call from probably 25 years ago!
 
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Not being native to the South, I haven't acquired a taste for some of the delicacies like sweet tea (a little sugar is OK, but not overly, sickeningly sweet), boiled peanuts, and North Carolina "vinegary" BBQ. Grits are OK. But other than those and my lack of accent, I blend right in.

Now I am going to boil some peanuts and make a gallon of sweet tea!


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I'm convinced that if a doctor told a southerner that his blood consisted of 99% glucose, the southerner would reply "y'all sayin I have room for more sugar?"
 
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I'm convinced that if a doctor told a southerner that his blood consisted of 99% glucose, the southerner would reply "y'all sayin I have room for more sugar?"


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Being native to the South, I still haven't figured out what to do with soggy peanuts or why someone would boil such a thing. Confused

Can’t figure out what to do with them? I’ll tell you…
Eat them, split the shell with your teeth and while you are sucking out the good salty juice to get to the peanut reach into the bag for another.


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by .38supersig:
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Being native to the South, I still haven't figured out what to do with soggy peanuts or why someone would boil such a thing. Confused

Can’t figure out what to do with them? I’ll tell you…
Eat them, split the shell with your teeth and while you are sucking outlower seeds
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by .38supersig:
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Being native to the South, I still haven't figured out what to do with soggy peanuts or why someone would boil such a thing. Confused

Can’t figure out what to do with them? I’ll tell you…
Eat them, split the shell with your teeth and while you are sucking outlower seeds
^^^^^^^^^ try the boiled peanuts and sunflower seeds that have been boiled and soaked in cajun crawfish/seafood seasoning..... YUM YUM... .And as far as the sweet tea when it makes
my eyeballs cross due to sweetness.. No Thank You.......................... drill sgt.
 
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And pitty the fool who thinks you can make sweet tea by adding sugar to already made and cold un-sweet tea!

Blasphemy!



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Originally posted by JWF:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by .38supersig:
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Being native to the South, I still haven't figured out what to do with soggy peanuts or why someone would boil such a thing. Confused

Can’t figure out what to do with them? I’ll tell you…
Eat them, split the shell with your teeth and while you are sucking outlower seeds
^^^^^^^^^ try the boiled peanuts and sunflower seeds that have been boiled and soaked in cajun crawfish/seafood seasoning..... YUM YUM... .And as far as the sweet tea when it makes
my eyeballs cross due to sweetness.. No Thank You.......................... drill sgt.


We should pass a law in Louisiana that makes it illegal to put crab boil in peanuts


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