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Obama's official portrait -what he & Homer Simpson have in common

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February 14, 2018, 04:12 PM
flashguy
Obama's official portrait -what he & Homer Simpson have in common
quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
I'd like to see it lined up with the other Presidential portraits. I bet he looks like the fool he is.
Found this on page 4:


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February 14, 2018, 04:17 PM
SigSAC
Here is the NPR story on it, along with what is in the background. There is additional information in the audio.

They say that the artist for the portrait has similarities in the ex-president's background - mixed race, raised only by his mother.

There are also comments about the artist's sartorial choices, as well as his personal background. Who knows if there might be more similarities (you'll have to listen to find out).

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/13...nal-portrait-gallery
February 14, 2018, 04:26 PM
ChuckWall
So, wheres the sperm? Edge of his mouth?


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February 14, 2018, 04:53 PM
downtownv
quote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
The woman who did Michelle just couldn't paint. Simple as that. Talk about Barack's hands-- which are like crab claws-- look at Michelle's octopus tentacle of a left arm!


The artist did a really good job of hiding her wanky!


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February 14, 2018, 06:39 PM
ersatzknarf
quote:
Originally posted by Deqlyn:
Told ya he was a soros plant.


Ha !

Like what you did there Big Grin




February 14, 2018, 06:44 PM
satch
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
He has never had any respect for the traditions of his office or the country. I don't see why we would expect him to do a traditional portrait. Everything is about him.

Bonus: Washingtn Post Headline: "The Obamas’ portraits are not what you’d expect and that’s why they’re great"

Of course.


Even in failure the WAPO still kisses his behind.
February 14, 2018, 07:17 PM
synthplayer
quote:
Originally posted by Opus Dei:
quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
I'd like to see it lined up with the other Presidential portraits. I bet he looks like the fool he is.
Yep; he'll be the kid in the school yearbook that crossed his eyes or made a derp face. Years later, even the kids with horrible acne looked more mature.


+1

This is the thought I had, but I didn't know how to express it. Thanks Opus Dei



I found what you said riveting.
February 14, 2018, 07:21 PM
pbslinger
quote:
Originally posted by downtownv:
quote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
The woman who did Michelle just couldn't paint. Simple as that. Talk about Barack's hands-- which are like crab claws-- look at Michelle's octopus tentacle of a left arm!


The artist did a really good job of hiding her wanky!


I saw a comment elsewhere: "The drapes hide Mike's man junk"
February 14, 2018, 09:54 PM
kimber1911
Any copyright lawyers out there?

Being this is an official Presidential portrait, i.e. Government document, I don't believe it would be copyright protected.

How soon before the first 5000 piece puzzle shows up in the stores.



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February 15, 2018, 01:44 AM
SigSAC
quote:
Originally posted by kimber1911:
How soon before the first 5000 piece puzzle shows up in the stores.


It will always have a few missing pieces. . . .
February 15, 2018, 02:02 AM
Cliff
Her portrait is pretty spot on. It looks like shit, just like her. The magic negro? A pretty pussified, fucked up painting.



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February 15, 2018, 04:34 AM
BillyBonesNY
Gay, black and communist.
Quite similar.


quote:
Originally posted by SigSAC:
Here is the NPR story on it, along with what is in the background. There is additional information in the audio.

They say that the artist for the portrait has similarities in the ex-president's background - mixed race, raised only by his mother.

There are also comments about the artist's sartorial choices, as well as his personal background. Who knows if there might be more similarities (you'll have to listen to find out).

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/13...nal-portrait-gallery



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February 15, 2018, 12:38 PM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
quote:
Originally posted by Deqlyn:
Told ya he was a soros plant.


Ha !

Like what you did there Big Grin

Me, too. Missed it, at first. :0


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February 15, 2018, 09:22 PM
Ozarkwoods
When I saw that for the first time... I said out loud in public “What The Fuck is that”! I rarely swear.


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February 15, 2018, 10:01 PM
Tuckerrnr1



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February 16, 2018, 10:03 AM
joel9507
Both portraits would make unique postage stamps.

Would be the first postal designs in history wherein cancellation would make them more attractive! Smile
February 16, 2018, 02:18 PM
arlen
Barack's portrait looks more like Humphrey Bogart than Barack. And, in real life, Barack's lips are darker than his facial complexion. Not so in the portrait. The artist obviously has no skills.


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February 17, 2018, 03:05 AM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by arlen:
Barack's portrait looks more like Humphrey Bogart than Barack. And, in real life, Barack's lips are darker than his facial complexion. Not so in the portrait. The artist obviously has no skills.
His only qualifications were that he is Black and paints Black people (badly, as it happens).

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February 17, 2018, 06:32 AM
Balzé Halzé
Brack's portrait is pretty bad, but Michelle Obama's is so awful it's laughable. Seriously, it looks like an 8 year old in a first year art class painted it. Just terrible.


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February 17, 2018, 06:41 AM
roberth
No class paintings by a no-talent artiste.