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It's all fun and games until someone shoots their pecker off

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February 28, 2019, 05:51 PM
sjtill
It's all fun and games until someone shoots their pecker off
quote:
Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom


This is perfect in every respect.

Is he now going to go around half-cocked?


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February 28, 2019, 05:55 PM
am94pm
quote:
Originally posted by sjtill:
Is he now going to go around half-cocked?


Nah he's just a "one ball man in a rodeo!"
February 28, 2019, 06:00 PM
elmer
Non fatal Darwin award
February 28, 2019, 06:04 PM
roarindan
WOW!!!! He shot his ass off !!!


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February 28, 2019, 06:26 PM
motoboy
Jones new nick name should be one hung low...……….
February 28, 2019, 06:35 PM
bigdeal
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom
Dammit! Another keyboard down the drain. Big Grin


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February 28, 2019, 06:38 PM
zoom6zoom
that's the last discharge he needs to worry about for a while.



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February 28, 2019, 06:44 PM
Balzé Halzé
"Gangsta for life, dawg."

(In a high pitched voice.)


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February 28, 2019, 07:11 PM
preten2b
"Don't be that guy" really applies here.


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
February 28, 2019, 07:21 PM
Herkdriver
quote:
Originally posted by elmer:
Non fatal Darwin award


There's still time...


"I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson
February 28, 2019, 07:39 PM
VonFatman
i'm gonna go with time served...can't think of a more deserving fool.

yeeouch

bob
February 28, 2019, 07:43 PM
GGF
That's a Hooiser for ya' ... who's yer daddy? Big Grin
February 28, 2019, 08:22 PM
kkina
Do High Points have a decocker?


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February 28, 2019, 08:31 PM
Herkdriver
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
Do High Points have a decocker?


Big Grin


"I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson
February 28, 2019, 08:33 PM
preten2b
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
Do High Points have a decocker?


^^^ for the win


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
February 28, 2019, 08:35 PM
Tuckerrnr1
It was a Greek tragedy, with Mark Jones playing the part of Sans Testiclese.


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February 28, 2019, 09:18 PM
Sportshooter
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom


Monkey, do you have any idea how many people you caused to bite the stem off their pipes? Big Grin
February 28, 2019, 09:21 PM
TigerDore
Another example of why I won't appendix carry.
March 01, 2019, 08:52 AM
rsbolo
SigMonkey and kkina have won the Internet for this round!


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March 01, 2019, 09:51 AM
radioman
quote:
The department said Mark Jones was walking when the Hi Point 9 mm handgun he was carrying in his waistband without a holster began to slip.


no more high points for him, or his Girlfriend.


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