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"So, seven herbs and spices? Perfect!!!"




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KFC petitioning to replace Chick-fil-A as "Jesus' Chicken"



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That would be a NO on the billboards at the Pearly Gates, Bro



 
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Are you aware that chickens have a soul?
 
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Next time consider loaves and fried chicken.


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So the chicken DID come first. I knew it!!!


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No, that's not what 'receive your wings' means up there.



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"So anyway, tell yuh daddyn' em that 20 pucent is the best ah can do fuh y'all on that corporate discount, y' hear? And that'd be on top of his senior discount now, of course...."


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How Chick Fil A was born.
 
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"No Colonel. Chicken is NOT the bird of paradise!"



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"I've got good news and bad news for you, Colonel, we're getting a new chef next week and you're him."



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“You’re not really a Colonel, are ya?”
 
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"I've got good news and bad news for you, Colonel, we're getting a new chef next week and you're him."


That hit my funny bone hard!
 
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"No Colonel, he did not cross the road to get into your belly!"






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You sure it's not possible to do a re-doo at the Last Supper with fried chicken?
 
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I'm on a mission from God.



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KFC petitioning to replace Chick-fil-A as "Jesus' Chicken"

This seems legit.
 
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It does not matter who you are, my recipe is secret.

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