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The people at Hello Fresh are survivalists! Oh, wait...

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June 08, 2026, 06:47 AM
parabellum
The people at Hello Fresh are survivalists! Oh, wait...
uhh, no Roll Eyes

https://x.com/Sofa_Snake/status/2063923859997270446


June 08, 2026, 07:53 AM
HRK
Not surprising it's an EU based company out of Berlin Germany.....

If one is curious, their other US companies to avoid are :

Green Chef Corporation
Grocery Deliver E-Services USA Inc.

Link
June 08, 2026, 08:28 AM
DrDan
Hello Fresh, helping people cosplay their Deliverance fantasies one meal at a time. Get a squealing pig toy on your first order!




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June 08, 2026, 10:53 AM
Expert308
Wait, what? What does "high fiber" have to do with...
Never mind, I probably don't really want to know.
June 08, 2026, 11:34 AM
Oat_Action_Man
Like, they couldn't just do the obligatory "yay gay"? They had to allude to butt sex in an ad groceries?

That's actual depravity.


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June 08, 2026, 12:09 PM
rat2306
Actually in a survival situation, a high fiber diet may not be a good thing. Imagine needing to go to the outhouse at your cabin retreat up in the hills and the zombies catch you with your pants down...oh crap, now I get it!
June 08, 2026, 01:49 PM
oddball
The video in the "bottom" post is fake but funny, using an actual TV ad in Britain.

https://x.com/ZoeNope/status/2063663585788567832





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June 08, 2026, 04:04 PM
Fredward
A few years back, LL Bean sent me a June Pride catalogue full of overpriced shit with rainbows on it. I cancelled my account and now buy from Duluth (not quite the same.) Why why why do businesses not realize they are alienating the majority?
June 10, 2026, 06:23 AM
gearhounds
^^^
I never could wrap my head around companies virtue signaling for a tiny, fractional fringe group over a much larger buying base. It makes no sense on any level. It’s corporate madness.




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June 10, 2026, 09:28 AM
Infidel
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
If one is curious, their other US companies to avoid are :

Green Chef Corporation
Grocery Deliver E-Services USA Inc.

Link


They own Factor, as well. I'll be cancelling that service in a moment.




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June 10, 2026, 10:18 AM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by Expert308:
Wait, what? What does "high fiber" have to do with...
Never mind, I probably don't really want to know.

You gotta clear the flight deck so the boys can come in for a landing.



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June 10, 2026, 08:26 PM
berto
Fabulous
June 12, 2026, 02:20 PM
ArtieS
^^^^^^ Spell it right; Fab-u-lous and say it like you mean it!





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