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How to Say You're Old, Without Saying You're Old
September 14, 2026, 05:14 PM
Fly-SigHow to Say You're Old, Without Saying You're Old
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
John Glenn on the stairs - "One small step..."
That was Neil, not John who said it. Glen said, "Zero G, and I feel fine".
September 14, 2026, 05:29 PM
ArtieSThat's right! Glenn was Mercury, Armstrong was the guy on the stairs. Something something something about getting old...
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
September 16, 2026, 09:56 AM
GraniteguyWas it "one small step for man" or "one small step for a man"?

September 16, 2026, 10:04 AM
newtoSig765"for Man" I heard him say it live.
If it's confusing, just remember, it was The Sixties!
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
September 16, 2026, 12:41 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
"for Man" I heard him say it live.
He later confirmed that he said "a man" -- the 'a' was mostly masked by static.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים September 16, 2026, 01:00 PM
newtoSig765I think "Blazing Saddles" covered it unintentionally when they referred to "Authentic American Jibberish"
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
September 17, 2026, 12:39 AM
darthfusterThe Fuller Brush man.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier September 17, 2026, 09:14 AM
robbiedog"Can you get me a cold drink out of the ice box please?"
Or, "Did you watch Clutch Cargo on TV this morning?"
September 17, 2026, 09:52 AM
WaterburyBobquote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
The Fuller Brush man.
And the Electrolux and Hoover vacuum salesmen.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
September 17, 2026, 10:06 AM
BigSwedeI had a "Grit" paper route
September 17, 2026, 10:18 AM
HRKCharles Chips - delivered, so good, cookies, chips, pretzels
Milk delivered in jugs to the house
Watched the First man on the moon while laying on a bean bag on the floor covered in orangeish shag carpeting.
Watching JFK shooting, seeing the draft numbers coming up on the TV for Vietnam,
Riding across KY on Rt 60 in the back seat of a 1962 Impala without seatbelts, laying up on the rear package shelf and watching for Mr. Peabodys Coal Shovel in Western KY hoping it was up close to the road.
September 17, 2026, 10:56 AM
WaterburyBobStaying up late watching the Jack Paar show.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
September 17, 2026, 12:16 PM
sourdough44I was trying to by better beer in a marginal beer cave the other day. It was for 50+ aged guys. I ended up grabbing some 6% alcohol energy drink, kinda thinking it was an IPA. The sales lady looked at me funny, then asked if I knew what it was?
After she explained it I put it back & bought some ‘2 hearted IPA’, MI made. She seemed to think I was too old for the drink.
September 17, 2026, 12:24 PM
bald1Liking the radio show with the refrain "Plunk your magic twanger Froggy!"
And then later there was Buffalo Bob and the Buckeroos.
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
USN (RET), COTEP #192
September 17, 2026, 03:20 PM
bigpond73As a child, I often heard the term "back forty," or "north forty" to describe something far away. I never really understood it.
When looking for property to buy in CO years later, I noticed most parcels were 40 acres, and then it hit me as to what the "back forty" was.
Owning a couple of 40 acre parcels now, the wife and I use this term often now. Younger people probably have no idea what we're talking about, like me, when I was younger.
Mike
You can run, but you cannot hide.
If you won't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
September 19, 2026, 05:37 PM
darthfusterCal Worthington and his dog Spot.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier September 19, 2026, 06:04 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
Gas was $0.48
Stationed at NAS Chincoteague (VA), driving home to the NYC area for weekends, we would take a break and fill up coming off the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Usually around 25¢, but there were frequent price wars that brought it down to the high teens.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים September 19, 2026, 07:11 PM
.38supersigBack when a credit card was a metal embossed plate crimped to a piece of cardboard, I could be a Thousandaire!
Don't pass cars,
On a curve or hill,
If the cops don't get you,
Morticians will!
Burma-Shave!
September 19, 2026, 09:20 PM
casquote:
How to Say You're Old, Without Saying You're Old
Today I was in need of some penlight batteries.