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How to Say You're Old, Without Saying You're Old

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September 27, 2026, 07:44 PM
tatortodd
How to Say You're Old, Without Saying You're Old
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
Seat heaters. Not *only* good for cold days. Wink
I've driven 20 min from a masseuse to the chiropractor with the seat heat turned on to keep my back muscles loosened up for the chiropractor. It was way too hot for seat heaters and I had the AC cranked.



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September 28, 2026, 08:52 AM
Fly-Sig
It's an odd thing. I see myself in the mirror, but in pictures it is my father.
September 28, 2026, 01:19 PM
muzzleloader
I was my dad’s remote control for the tv


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September 28, 2026, 02:58 PM
heydrich
Still have not figured out why everybody was Kung Fu fighting.


“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.

Is committed to helping to responsibly increase carbon emissions.
October 01, 2026, 04:40 PM
kkina
Waiting all week for Saturday morning cartoons.



ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
October 05, 2026, 09:30 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
I saw people buying cigarettes from vending machines


I will be looking for one or two of those to restore and keep in my shop (maybe sell one of them0 along with a old Coke (or Pepsi) bottle vending machine.






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October 05, 2026, 10:11 PM
Gustofer
My mom and sisters looked funny in curlers. I always wondered how they slept with those things on their head.


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October 05, 2026, 10:29 PM
eclayton
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
I saw people buying cigarettes from vending machines
For 25¢


I bought all my cigarettes in college from the vending machine in the student commons ($1 by that time). Then sat down in the nearest comfortable chair and smoked them while I did my homework. They had sand-filled ash trays next to the lounge chairs in the commons, and bolted to the wall outside the lecture halls so you could put your cigarette out on the way into class.
October 05, 2026, 10:47 PM
rizzle
Earl Anthony was The Machine.
October 06, 2026, 12:07 AM
egregore





October 06, 2026, 07:17 AM
downeastnc1
Seeing coke machines go from 5¢ to 6¢.
October 06, 2026, 09:01 AM
WaterburyBob
A stamp to mail a letter was four cents. Sending a postcard cost you a penny.



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
October 06, 2026, 10:54 PM
heydrich
Topo Gigio


“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.

Is committed to helping to responsibly increase carbon emissions.
October 07, 2026, 04:44 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by heydrich:
Topo Gigio


Hah! AFAIK, the only character that could get away with calling Old Stoneface "Eddie".




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
October 07, 2026, 06:01 AM
Minnow
quote:
Originally posted by 12131:
Anyone remember playing with elemental liquid mercury, when the thermometer broke?


In my 9th grade science class, the teacher walked through the room with a small beaker of mercury. He would pour a small amount into our hand, letting us roll it around, feeling the weight of it. We then let it roll back into the beaker.




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