You lay awake every night, wondering HOW & WHY wombat poop is cube shaped

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November 21, 2018, 08:16 AM

RichardC

You lay awake every night, wondering HOW & WHY wombat poop is cube shaped

Well, wonder no more! Now you can relax and get some rest.

"How talented is your anus? Probably not as talented as a wombat's. That cuddly Australian marsupial's rear end has a mysterious and magical ability: It makes cubic poops. And now scientists think they know how.... Wombats go through all this effort for a reason, the statement said. They don't see or hear very well, so they stack their poops in important places to guide themselves around and to signal their presence to other wombats. A big pile of cubic poops is the wombat equivalent of a "Hello, there.""

https://www.livescience.com/64...butt-poop-cubes.html

November 21, 2018, 08:25 AM

cgode

Thank God...I can finally get some rest!

November 21, 2018, 08:42 AM

airsoft guy

Feats of the anus!

November 21, 2018, 08:42 AM

highroundcount

The world is a less interesting place now that the last of the mysteries has been solved.......

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November 21, 2018, 08:45 AM

architect

My dog doesn't seem to have a problem saying "Hello, there" with nice round ones!

November 21, 2018, 08:53 AM

jprebb

Now can you tell me why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?

JP

November 21, 2018, 09:03 AM

tk13

But doesn't their ass slam shut?

November 21, 2018, 09:08 AM

darthfuster

I'll never eat another See's candy....

November 21, 2018, 09:08 AM

PowerSurge

This is a shitty thread.

And those look kinda like Milk Duds.

November 21, 2018, 10:12 AM

YooperSigs

And how much did the study of Wombat poopies cost? And no real explanation of the cube forming process. Just the utility of the poopies.

November 21, 2018, 10:14 AM

PHPaul

quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
And how much did the study of Wombat poopies cost?

I dunno, but I bet it was a shitload.

November 21, 2018, 10:21 AM

rusbro

Brick shithouse.
Brickshit house.

Now you have a choice.

November 21, 2018, 10:36 AM

C-Dubs

I’ll never look at a tootsie roll the same way ever again.

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November 21, 2018, 10:38 AM

sigmonkey

A Wombat's shit is squared away.

November 21, 2018, 10:52 AM

RichardC

quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
And no real explanation of the cube forming process.

You didn't read the article, did you.

November 21, 2018, 10:58 AM

Crom

WHY, OH, WHYYYYYYY ?

"Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me."

November 21, 2018, 12:38 PM

Loswsmith

Cubic wombat poop is the new name for my next band.

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November 21, 2018, 12:42 PM

HRK

How much drugs were the guys taking before coming up with the idea to study Wombat Shit...

Maybe they were low on government grant funding, bored, or just wanted to prove they know shit...

November 21, 2018, 12:46 PM

mark_a

I read "COMBAT POOP" and thought, this should be interesting...

November 21, 2018, 02:05 PM

Ozarkwoods

Nice I see wombat poop jewelry as gifts given by forum members his season. Nothing says your special like wombat poop!