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Yeah. FLORIDUH. MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man is under arrest after reportedly slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. According to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, 30-year-old Kyle Jamison Jones “wanted it his way.” Jones’ live-in girlfriend called police and said Jones woke her up abruptly by slapping her in the face with a cheeseburger, according to the post. She told police Jones then pulled her hair and kicked her down the stairs. Jones reportedly admitted only to a verbal dispute, despite the food particles visible on the victim. He was charged with battery and taken to the Martin County Jail. LINK: https://wgntv.com/2019/05/15/d...d-with-cheeseburger/ | ||
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I had a case several years ago where one person struck another with a cinnamon roll. Lots of pastry-related crime jokes after that one. | |||
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Link to original video: https://youtu.be/Y6ynmkaLsB8 When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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It would have been perfect FLMan Article if the report had said "FL man slaps girlfriend in face with his Whopper" | |||
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Anyone who wants to hit me with a cheeseburger can do so at any time. Preferably around mealtimes, but I guess I cant be too picky. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Good ol' Florida.  | |||
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What a waste of a cheeseburger. | |||
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Why is this stuff always from Florida and New Jersey?? Oh!I forgot is is because there are so many people from New Jersey in Florida | |||
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Because all the other states hide this stuff on the back pages, whereas FL like to be a leader! | |||
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I'm strangely both turned on and hungry. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Defense: That was not a cheeseburger ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's Impossible! | |||
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