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Four old guys at lunch conversation

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June 12, 2018, 11:26 AM
bendable
Four old guys at lunch conversation
Once a month we have lunch , someplace.

three months in a row , I had to ask the restaurant to lower the volume on the speakers above our heads.

this month all three other fella's said that they
did not even hear the music, did not know it was on !

insinuated that I might be a candy ass.

70 minutes later I asked if any of them wear their ears when they are mowing the yard,
guess what not one of them wears hearing protection, "no never, don't need too" Big Grin

2) over 60 , 2) over 65 years old.

WHAT !?

have a good time with those hearing aids





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June 12, 2018, 11:33 AM
David Lee
A old friend who is a Korean War Vet, jumped out of his mini van to catch his cat, Skippy. The van continued on into a pond. He swore his hearing aid went down with the van. Insurence was billed near 2 grand for a new hearing aid. He later found his old hearing aid in his house. Ginsing and eye glasses would have saved his insurence some money. That and being responsible.
June 12, 2018, 11:37 AM
Skull Leader
I put in ear buds and play loud music to drown out the lawn mower.
June 12, 2018, 11:47 AM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by Skull Leader:
I put in ear buds and play loud music to drown out the lawn mower.


Same thing I do, not sure how much better it is for hearing, but makes mowing more enjoyable.



Jesse

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June 12, 2018, 11:48 AM
newtoSig765
Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? Wink


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June 12, 2018, 11:49 AM
Fredward
I to belong to a ROMEO club. Retired Old Guys Eating Out.
June 12, 2018, 11:49 AM
ArtieS
quote:
Originally posted by Skull Leader:
I put in ear buds and play loud music to drown out the lawn mower.

Ya, but it's high quality music like Frank Sinatra and Perry Como, not that trashy rock and roll stuff.



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June 12, 2018, 11:54 AM
bendable
Big Grin
Gene Pitney
you forgot Gene Pitney !
Big Grin





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June 12, 2018, 11:56 AM
newtoSig765
I'd rather listen to an old two-stroke lawn mower than Gene Pitney! Big Grin


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
June 12, 2018, 12:03 PM
YooperSigs
What's that you say? He named his cat Skippy?


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June 12, 2018, 04:02 PM
OKCGene
Old men talking:

It sure is windy Today!
No it's Thursday!
I'm thirsty too! Lets go get a cold beer!
June 12, 2018, 04:03 PM
rburg
My memories of hearing aids began in my youth, maybe 60 years back. My grandma had one, about the size of a suitcase. She never bothered to turn it on. So my uncle managed to convince my dad to buy her a new, modern model. Notice it wasn't his money he was spending. So they got it and she never bothered to turn it on, even as much as it cost. She again insisted it didn't work.

Fast forward to my wife a few years ago. She kind of mysteriously was going to doctors appointments. Sure enough she bought one for herself. She still couldn't hear for shit. So she "upgraded" to an even more modern model. And I still have to repeat myself at least twice and often as not, a third time. My conclusion, they still don't work. Its just an income source for salesmen that have quit selling aluminum siding or windows.


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June 12, 2018, 04:17 PM
zoom6zoom
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
What's that you say? He named his cat Skippy?

It was easier to yell than "Peanut Butter".




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
June 12, 2018, 04:21 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by Fredward:
I to belong to a ROMEO club. Retired Old Guys Eating Out.



wouldn't that be ROGEO??



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June 12, 2018, 04:26 PM
Vanwall
used to be you didn't need an hearing aid

Just a button and string. tie the string to the button, put button in ear, put string in pocket.

Everyone will talk louder when they see you.
June 12, 2018, 05:03 PM
TBH
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
quote:
Originally posted by Skull Leader:
I put in ear buds and play loud music to drown out the lawn mower.

Ya, but it's high quality music like Frank Sinatra and Perry Como, not that trashy rock and roll stuff.


What?!?! If it ain’t loud, it ain’t rock.
If it ain’t rock, it aint music!


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June 12, 2018, 05:13 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
I'd rather listen to an old two-stroke lawn mower than Gene Pitney! Big Grin


Del Shannon - "Runaway". Rumor is KGB used it played loud for torture on Spies. Results were good, I'm told.


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June 12, 2018, 05:39 PM
SIP2000GLO
quote:
Originally posted by lyman:
quote:
Originally posted by Fredward:
I to belong to a ROMEO club. Retired Old Guys Eating Out.



wouldn't that be ROGEO??



Well, I guess a set of glasses would be next. Smile
June 12, 2018, 11:17 PM
newtoSig765
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
quote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
I'd rather listen to an old two-stroke lawn mower than Gene Pitney! Big Grin


Del Shannon - "Runaway". Rumor is KGB used it played loud for torture on Spies. Results were good, I'm told.




--------------------------
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
June 12, 2018, 11:26 PM
Edmond
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
A old friend who is a Korean War Vet, jumped out of his mini van to catch his cat, Skippy. The van continued on into a pond. He swore his hearing aid went down with the van. Insurence was billed near 2 grand for a new hearing aid. He later found his old hearing aid in his house. Ginsing and eye glasses would have saved his insurence some money. That and being responsible.


I thought you were going to say he swore the aid went down with the van but he was wearing it the entire time. Big Grin


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