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You cannot make this stuff up

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August 13, 2017, 09:01 PM
ZSMICHAEL
You cannot make this stuff up
A man "doing donuts'' in his vehicle on a runway at the Slidell Municipal Airport has been arrested, police said Sunday (Aug. 13).

Asked why, police said he responded that he was "just being stupid.''

The Slidell Police Department, noting that it had yet another "you can't make this stuff up'' story, posted an item to its Facebook page describing a call in which an officer responded to the report of donut-doing driver around noon Sunday.

"Before police arrived, the man got his vehicle stuck in a ditch...all while airplanes were coming in for a landing,'' the post said. "He was obviously arrested.''

Police said John Robertson, 49, of Kilmichael, Miss., was driving a 1995 GMC Sierra pick-up truck on the runway. Witnesses said he was doing "donuts" and got his truck stuck in a ditch before police arrived.

Asked why by officers, Robertson replied that he was "just being stupid."

He was arrested and cited for reckless operation of a vehicle, police said. Airport officials are investigating how he gained access to the runway and additional charges could follow, police said.
August 14, 2017, 12:26 AM
craglawnmanor
Well, there you go.
I've always said that tequila before noon was a bad decision.

(Actually, I've told my six kids that tequila in general is a bad decision....Then I have to tell the story [from college] WHY tequila is a bad decision.....). Eek


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August 14, 2017, 12:29 AM
zoom6zoom
quote:
Robertson replied that he was "just being stupid."

Gee, we're gonna need a lot more jails




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August 14, 2017, 07:22 AM
caneau
Really? We're surprised that a "country boy" in a truck was doing doughnuts at an airport? You know what's going through his mind, "If I only had a bigger lift, I would not have gotten caught".

And we're surprised how he gained access? The gate is wide open...in the Google Streetview photo.

Welcome to bored people in rural America. This stuff happens all the time. He just had the misfortune of getting stuck, and subsequently caught. To be honest, this is probably better than him shooting himself, getting into a fight, or coming to the hospital with back pain so he can get his prescription of oxy.


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August 14, 2017, 07:46 AM
jbcummings
quote:
Originally posted by craglawnmanor:
Well, there you go.
I've always said that tequila before noon was a bad decision.

(Actually, I've told my six kids that tequila in general is a bad decision....Then I have to tell the story [from college] WHY tequila is a bad decision.....). Eek


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Bridal shower with Barcadi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off...


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August 14, 2017, 08:14 AM
braillediver
In the Navy while in Charleston SC we got stopped by security on an air force base around 4am. Security was impatiently waiting for the driver to hand over his drivers license- "Hurry up" response "Cut me some slack I've been drinking all night". Big Grin

I miss the old days.


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August 14, 2017, 08:23 AM
46and2
If you haven't done donuts in at least one vehicle you've owned, you've not lived.

Or something.
August 14, 2017, 12:16 PM
SIG 229R
Like they say, you can't fix stupid . Not even with duct tape and bailing wire!


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August 14, 2017, 03:52 PM
Unishot
the only reason he was arrested, is because when the cops showed up, they got pissed when they realized it was the wrong kind of donuts. Dispatch should probably be a bit more clear.


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August 14, 2017, 03:56 PM
TXJIM
I remember burying a buddies Plymouth up to the bumpers in the grassy area around the flag pole in front of the high school at about 4:00 AM. Those were a tense couple of hours trying to get it out before the sun came up and the teachers began to arrive.


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August 14, 2017, 07:53 PM
MikeinNC
I was at court once when a guy told the judge he was "just being stupid" (had gotten stopped for speeding-over 100)

Judge laughed out loud and told the guy that he has never heard that reason before....Judge let him pay the costs and told him to smarten up.



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