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How did we make it 20 posts before this!  “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Coin Sniper |
Mr. Funny-man was asleep at the switch apparently. So what is the alternative? California residents must ask for a straw? Does it need to be registered to them? Is a background check required to see if they've abused straws before? What if you bring your own straw? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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The permit to carry will likely be a bitch to obtain... “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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| Serenity now! |
Single Ply Only... ------------------------------------------------ 9/11/01 Never Forget "In valor there is hope" - Tacitus | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Actually we had a First Sgt in the army who demonstrated how to do that job with only one sheet!. I will try to describe it: Take the one sheet, fold it in half, then fold it in half, the other direction so you have it folded in quarters. Then fold that diagonally from corner to corner. Tear off about 1/4 - 3/8 of an inch, putting that torn off piece between your teeth. Do your "job". Unfold that single sheet of paper, stick your finger through the hole and wipe. With your finger still through the hole, wrap the sheet around the finger, wipe finger clean. Take that sharp pointed piece between your teeth and clean your finger nail. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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Land of the free, home of the, wait, what??!! Illegal to give a man a straw? ______________________________________________________ Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
As much as I am against such an absurd idea, I can think of a cop or two I wouldn’t mind sending to such a call.... What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Political Cynic |
this 'legislator' needs to have an adjustment made - I suggest a baseball bat of all the stupid, fucked up things that are happening in California - he decides this rises to the level of state legislation? He either has too much time on his hands or he is severely retarded [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Already done. That's what the 3 shells are for.
I'm sure the first person to come through the door of a restaurant with a plastic or god forbid a tactical stainless straw will be arrested immediately and sent to prison for life. | |||
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Who did the research to determine the 127 school bus figure?  And the one sheet poop wipe instruction makes me glad I did not join the Army! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
What about burrito night? Or a late night White Castle run? Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
Can't spare a square.. Not a square to spare. Not even a ply Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
I guess they'll use the ATF to enforce straw purchasers. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Can those who bring their own straws count on sanctuary cities giving them sanctuary? | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
Or more to the point is the high likelihood that the person serving you the straw is here illegally and may be getting paid under an assumed identity. All of that is just fine, of course, but the STRAW! Well, that's another matter entirely! | |||
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Im sure the lawmaker printed out his proposed straw ban on a heavyweight embossed paper and made enough copies to hand out to everyone and their brother. | |||
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And, of course, Trump is crazy... *************************** Knowing more by accident than on purpose. | |||
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| Save an Elephant Kill a Poacher  |
My God, I need to escape...  'I am the danger'...Hiesenberg NRA Certified Pistol Instructor NRA Certified Rifle Instructor NRA Life Member | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
I vote for both. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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