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Man found safe after going missing at HopCat in Kalamazoo

By John Agar | jagar@mlive.com

KALAMAZOO, MI – A man reported missing after he went to the restroom at HopCat in Kalamazoo has been found safe, police said.

He was last seen around 6 p.m. Saturday, March 7, at HopCat at 300 E. Water St., in Kalamazoo.

Police asked the public’s help early Sunday, March 8, in finding Robert Mckague, 56. Later in the morning he was found safe, police said.

His family said he went to the restaurant restroom but did not return. They reported him missing an hour later.

Lt. Matt Schemenauer said the man showed up at home this morning.

Hookers and blow

Well at least they flushed him out.

Brew pub with a massive beer list offers creative pub fare & brunch items.

That should pretty much explain it.

Judging from the photo accompanying the local news stories, he may have simply been “too drunk to fish.”

On the other hand and on a very serious note, he may have had some sudden or undiagnosed medical episode that falls into the category of “There but for the grace of God go I.”

1. Very low or very high blood sugar;
2. Mild stroke (non-TIA);
3. Beginning of dementia

"I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo"?

The Bathroom-1 departure.

Often used when you have annoying family / friends who always badger you to stay longer than you want to stay.

So you just say "I've gotta go to the bathroom", then leave without telling them.

Maybe his zipper got stuck.

Don’t laugh. In Flint, MI, they found a skeleton in the outdoor shitter when cleaning up a local park. The guy was not identified. These things happen.