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Porch Pirate vs. Glitter Bomb Trap 2.0

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December 17, 2019, 10:18 PM
tatortodd
Porch Pirate vs. Glitter Bomb Trap 2.0
Do y'all remember the December 2018 glitter bomb instant karma device for porch pirates that went viral with 77 million views?

It was designed by a former NASA engineer and he decided to dedicate 10 months to designing and testing version 2. It deploys instant karma even better and he deployed it in 10 cities across the nation. For your viewing pleasure, here is version 2 in all of its karmic glory complete with a celebrity cameo:

Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...7m0&feature=emb_logo



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December 17, 2019, 10:46 PM
Beancooker
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.



quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
December 18, 2019, 03:35 AM
sigarmsp226
Love watching this guy and the packages he creates and every person that got glittered deserved what they got...He should make the fart bomb go off until the bottles are empty....Thanks for posting...Mark
December 18, 2019, 03:58 AM
tacfoley
It needs to be filled with pigshit.
December 18, 2019, 04:44 AM
Micropterus
I love this! But I would be tempted to fill it with some Hodgdon and a sparking device.


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December 18, 2019, 06:28 AM
Palm
I remember there was some controversy surrounding the first one because some (all?) of the videos were staged. Has he rectified that issue with version 2?
December 18, 2019, 06:32 AM
John Steed
quote:
Originally posted by tacfoley:
It needs to be filled with pigshit.
Yes, but he knows which house is yours.



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December 18, 2019, 08:22 AM
71 TRUCK
Now that was funny.
My question is, did anybody get arrested for steeling the package.




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December 18, 2019, 08:35 AM
2012BOSS302
Yes, this is awesome. On his channel he builds all sorts of cool stuff, worlds biggest nerf gun, biggest super soaker, snowball machine gun etc.




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December 18, 2019, 09:05 AM
smschulz
Saw this too.
I would have loved to have them tracked then have a car with lights and siren out front .... then knock on their door. Smile
December 18, 2019, 09:07 AM
MikeinNC
He needs the skunk spray vs fart spray...or that stuff the Israelies use that makes people vomit..



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December 18, 2019, 09:12 AM
Scurvy
quote:
Originally posted by Palm:
I remember there was some controversy surrounding the first one because some (all?) of the videos were staged. Has he rectified that issue with version 2?


It wasnt his fault. The one of the people he gave it to for testing had friends steal it.
December 18, 2019, 06:23 PM
c1steve
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
He needs the skunk spray vs fart spray...or that stuff the Israelies use that makes people vomit..


Putricine and cadaverine are both extremely effective. A few drops would clear out an auditorium.


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December 18, 2019, 08:11 PM
holdem
quote:
Originally posted by 71 TRUCK:
My question is, did anybody get arrested for steeling the package.


Of course not! I have a good friend, she had a package stolen off her porch. She clearly had the thief stealing the package on video and the car at the curb. Too bad there was no license plate. Oh, but wait, the neighbor had the license plate on video.

And even with a license plate, video of the car and video of the thief, the cops refused to even come out.
December 19, 2019, 01:20 AM
10X-Shooter
Operation Butt Trumpet. Spilled my drink at that one.
December 19, 2019, 02:13 AM
bald1
Police in these parts go after these cretins.



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January 11, 2022, 09:39 PM
Ronin1069
I love this…notice the driver of the car takes off and leaves his partner…

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January 12, 2022, 05:37 AM
Georgeair
Look through his videos - his latest iteration (4.0?) is several steps up. Including tiny little boxing gloves!



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January 12, 2022, 09:16 AM
architect
Our inventor is missing a great opportunity to commercialize this product. I'm sure, if he could get the cost down low enough, and if he made it re-usable, that plenty of people would be delighted to have a thief tagger of their very own. Definitely have to figure out a design that doesn't use four cell phones, maybe a few $5 Arduino's could do the job. "As seen on Shark Tank" - this would be right up Cuban's alley.
January 12, 2022, 09:31 AM
pbslinger
It's way too gentle of a punishment, but I suppose that the glitter will always remind of the day you got caught.